freewill

years since i have last updated

2011-03-07T07:39:00.002+08:00

So many things have happened in this idle 2 years of no blogging. All the sweet and bitter memories makes my life interesting.

-First gf at 20 yrs old.

-Acl surgery at 21 yrs old. I hope the swelling will go down soon. It has been 8 months since the surgery. Definitely not on schedule.

-etc

Looking back at my previous posts which is about 2 years ago, I really wanna know who the 'anonymous' person is before is too late.:).Now that we are all grown up adults, you could probably tell me who you are.

no urge to blog

2009-01-19T07:22:00.002+08:00

i don't have the desire or urge to blog anymore. blogging sucks. get a life people. XD

anyway, i really wanna meet the guy/girl who posted the comment below in my previous posts. wanna apologize to that girl.

"what the hell.... why the heck so 'ngam' my friend called YOU???? I cant believe it. ridiculous!!!

Seriously she was so pissed about this thingy. Cursed the miri guy & jennifer. she thought you r a sarawakian or something like that. I see , u r from KL oso.

Stupid , her English is very good ok?! anyway i thnk u still owe her a 'SORRY', she is a victim oso. your stupid inspector was too harsh man.

11:13 AM"

u gonna miss me when i'm gone

2008-07-24T00:27:00.002+08:00

holy cow.left 1 more month before i m leaving for vancouver, canada. time passes by.
i decided to blog today because i felt like doing so. my bloody laptop is giving me various problems everyday. with windows vista in my laptop, it couldn't even bloody delete norton antivirus...what the *#&$ is happening!!grrr..... God knows my neverending struggle with computers...i am so f***ing gonna go back to the shop that i bought my laptop from ..and maybe out of frusration, i will kick up a fuss there...argh....that's all la
i'm being irrationale in this post..sorry bout dat but i still hate coms.

business cycle

2008-06-20T01:25:00.002+08:00

in order to understand my analysis, u must know the business cycle.

depression->recovery->prosperity->recession->depression...............
the cycle goes on and on.
currently, in malaysia, we are shifting from prosperity to recession because of the increment of oil price. economic conditions are gonna be as bad as in the late 1990's. factories will shut down. unemployment rates will be high as well.consumers will start to buy less. thank god, i will be in canada by the time the economic output totally shrinks for six consecutive months...however, the situation may be the same in canada as well. then, it will be a total mess that time.
so people, start spending wisely now....things gonna be real bad soon

observation#1

2008-05-14T20:40:00.002+08:00

from now onwards, i m gonna dedicate my blog to write about what i have observed in my daily life.
some may be true but some may be hogwash.
i m gonna explain about naps.
yesterday, i took a nap for 3 hours.
i was hoping that i would regain my energy and feel less tired.
instead, i had a bad headache and the next day was a business test. (such coincidence)
it was not my first time experiencing terrible headaches and uncomfort after long naps.
taking naps more than 3 hours seem to have reverse effect on your biological system.
in my opinion, the mind and body will assume that it is really your normal bed time.
hence, what happened if you only sleep 3 hours at night?
certainly, you will feel lethargic.
i dunno if my explanation is correct or not

bs

2008-02-10T02:42:00.000+08:00

i read a couple of blogs.
by far, the worst hypocrites.
btw, happy cny to every1!!!
i stopped blogging for a while already because i m extremely busy
anything else...?.
hmmm, right..absence makes the heart grow fonder
the opposite would be meeting the same person everyday will make me feel boring and irritated..
o ya...sorry if any1 feels that i have been a bad group member
my patience is running short this year- i dunno why- n i get tired easily

satanism

2007-10-05T21:53:00.001+08:00

no offense, every religion advocate their respective followers to abide certain teachings, virtues or "proper techiniques" to perform prayers. some of the religion's philosophy makes sense but some hardly does. XD..so is satanism

Erm...here are some of the philosophy which i agreed

-You cannot love everyone; it is ridiculous to think you can. If you love everyone and everything you lose your natural powers of selection and wind up being a pretty poor judge of character and quality. If anything is used too freely it loses its true meaning. You should love strongly and completely those who deserve your love, but never turn the other cheek to your enemy.

-Prayer is useless; it distracts people from useful activity. (somehow, i agreed but is fun to pray sometimes..it's a way of socialising)

-Suicide is actively discouraged.

-Each person is their own redeemer, fully responsible for the direction of their own life.

- The nine Satanic sins are: Stupidity, pretentiousness, solipsism, self-deceit, herd conformity, lack of perspective, forgetfulness of past orthodoxies, counterproductive pride, and lack of aesthetics.

often, the ways of performing prayers for any religion is peculiar but that's the way it is..however, satan followers have to perform rituals. i m totally baffled

Magic rituals consist of three types:
Lust ritual: sex magic which includes masturbation,
Compassion ritual to achieve healing or happiness, and
Destruction ritual (may include sticking pins in a doll; drawing a picture or writing a description of the victim's death; delivering a soliloquy, etc.). Destruction rituals are best performed by a group. If a person targeted by a destruction ritual is not deserving of it, the ritual will not harm them.

that's all for now. we must have our judgement in everything.

cheers

i m back after months of absence

2007-08-04T23:21:00.000+08:00

hello, every1.....i wonder if any1 still visits me....
erm...wat m i gonna talk bout?...ok la..talk bout my eating habit....i think i am eating very fast...as in like i gobbled down my food without enjoying according to my friends...pls slow me down if u saw me eating like dis....i dunno when i developed this strange habit...according to judith, it causes me to be underweight as well........pls slow me down if u saw me eating like dis

"good things in life are hard to find"-chris daughtry

HAPPY!!

2007-05-30T21:15:00.000+08:00

hahaha..i am so HAPPY!!finally pass my driving text alrealy...hohoho..luckily...i met some good JPJ ppl...on the road test that time..that guy was so good...quite leng zai also n cheerful haha....he was talking on the phone while i was driving...hehe...then slope that time...that indian guy was quite garang...kinda scared la..duh..haha..1st time i din get into the yellow box so i tried again..was really nervous that time...but at last i get in la..haha...so after taking my card..went to do parking n 3 point turn...that JPJ lady was quite nice n pretty too...hahaha
unlike last time that wan..ish...

really thank God i pass man!!hahahaha..love u guys JPJ!!!hahahah

trip to mv

2007-05-23T22:42:00.001+08:00

yit phing n i went for an outing today..we watched "hills have eyes 2"....i would rate that show a 6 out of 10..a classic zombie movie ...soldiers went to some deserted places and battled with those hideous lookin creatures la...den she spent me dinner at ayamas....cos she promised to treat me if i
scored straight a1..lol

we also met phat fabes n ben...the fly fm deejays...they r quite friendly.....nono, they supposed to be friendly...to generate
popularity..rite?....my fren's eyes litted up the moment she saw them...like some kind of celebrity..aahahah....so we took some pics with them....

all in one

2007-05-17T12:36:00.000+08:00

Damn bored here...sitting down facing the comp for almost 9 hours..do nothing here except answering some calls only...n get paid..only rm 50...so little hor?sigh..nvm la..at least got something...then can belanja tj makan liao..hahahah..i am still sick..haih..coughing n sore throat..damn sien la really...

oh ya..my driving test is coming soon..on the 30 May...really hope i can pass la..i dun wanna fail again..feel so stupid...n hope can get a good hearted jpj person..not like last time...that bloody fierce jpj lady...think u what?very big ar?very pretty ar?ish...put the lipstick so damn red think very sexy meh?i wanna pengsan er!!!

besides that,I am gonna start my 2nd sem ady..happy!!haha but is gonna have lots of assignments again...sad:( my 1st sem punya final exam results are coming out soon...damn scared...cuz i am not like tj so geng wan...hahah...hope can pass all paper especially our hardest paper-MASS COMM...i dun wanna resit that paper again!!!wish me luck la...hahahahaha

nah tj i blog ady ar...dun say i din blog...haha..but is a lame blog la..paiseh..

i turn 18...

2007-05-04T16:57:00.000+08:00

ok ok..i m officially 18 today..felt kinda old...anyway thank you for all the sms-es....if i dun reply i m sorry ....erm dat's all rite?...cyn i have blogged..it's ur turn...this is a rather good post, dun u agree?hahaha..today in class also, zellent suddenly wished me happy birthday in cantonese...then every1 start wishing me also..lol..felt slightly embarassed..yup aezlika u owe me a bmw since i fetched u from the lrt station today...haha..i was just kidding....ok..i will afk now..

life at uni

2007-04-19T23:49:00.000+08:00

i think so far the experience is great...not bad..still adjusting myself...
luckily got some indian bargers who i can get along well...this semester includes mechanics , maths, properties of materials, it n design(i hate it),light waves n electrones n english...the classes from monday to saturday..i will be as busy as a bee la.
aduh..all those lan (in cantonese) subjects also need to take..haih..malaysian studies+moral studies..sian la..not important also...
my class unfortunately has no hot chicks..but abundant among my seniors...
the mechanic's lecturer is monotonous....attend his class can sleep la..the rest of the lecturers ok ok la..still not worth the money i m paying for..haha..m i asking for too much?...today i went to play ball in yh;s bball court..just like the old days...all my classmates were there n we played 3 v 3...dam syok...XD.....kena blocked by yen han dat part not syok..hhaha..setakat ini sahaja dapat saya coretkan untuk tatapan saudara/saudari

2007-04-05T20:14:00.000+08:00

don't cheat. It's pretty good.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red, black, blue, green or yellow?(red...sexy)

2. Your first initial?> Y

3. Your month of birth? (January)

4. Which color do you like more, black or white? (Both)

5. Your favorite number? 23 guess what day is that??

6. Do you like Flying or Driving more? sure flying la...

7. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? ocean

8. Think Of A Wish (a realistic one)...wish that...can pass my driving

kena tag by my...barger la

2007-04-04T21:09:00.000+08:00

PART 1: ON THE OUTSIDE

Name : teng jian la
Date of birth : 4th may 1989
Current status : Single
Eye colour : Dark Brown
Hair Colour : brownish black
Righty or lefty : Righty
Zodiac sign :taurus (lembu kau tau apa tu lembu?)

PART 2: ON THE INSIDE

Your heritage : canto+hokkien=o-chien
Your fear : height?
Your weakness : food
Your perfect pizza : satay n onion

PART 3: YESTERDAY, TODAY & TOMORROW

Your thoughts first waking up : sleep somemore la if still early..so early get up for wat
Tomorrow :go bukit jalil swimming
Your bedtime : 12am - 3am
Your most missed memory : holidays wit frens or families

PART 4: YOUR PICK

Pepsi or coke : Coke
McD or burger king : McD
Single or group dates : Single
Adidas or nike : adidas la...nike products suck
Lipton tea or nestea : Lipton Tea
Chocolate or vanilla : vanilla
Cappucino or coffee : Cappucino

PART 5: DO YOU…

Smoke : no la
Curse : who doesn't?

PART 7: WHAT WERE YOU DOING..

1 minute ago : what kind of lame fuck is dis
1 hour ago : one the fon
1/2 hours ago : supper
1 month ago :the past is the past la

PART 8: FINISH THE SENTENCE

i love : my family, my friends, my fish, my basketball and many many other things.
i feel : grappling my...

PART 9: TAG 5 PEOPLE
1. judith
2. mario
3. cynthia
4. charcamayne
5. andy

reply by supercyn:
Name : cyn la
Date of birth : 32th december 1989
Current status : Single
Eye colour : red
Hair Colour : purple
Righty or lefty : bothe
Zodiac sign : anyrus

PART 2: ON THE INSIDE

Your heritage : dontknow
Your fear : dolls
Your weakness : hermit
Your perfect pizza : home made pizza XD

PART 3: YESTERDAY, TODAY & TOMORROW

Your thoughts first waking up : what is the time?
Tomorrow : wanted to skip school but cant
Your bedtime : 12am - 6
Your most missed memory : holidays and my child hood days

PART 4: YOUR PICK

Pepsi or coke :
McD or burger king :
Single or group dates :
Adidas or nike :
Lipton tea or nestea :
Chocolate or vanilla :
Cappucino or coffee :

p/s "your picl" aint picking XD

PART 5: DO YOU…

Smoke : i dont wn to die early
Curse : depends

PART 7: WHAT WERE YOU DOING..

1 minute ago : Sighing while doing this
1 hour ago : music practice
1/2 hours ago : music practice
1 month ago : dont remember

PART 8: FINISH THE SENTENCE

i love : cynthia
i feel : loving cynthia

PART 9: TAG 5 PEOPLE
1. sock
2. sky
3. haxxor
4. broming
5. bunny

2007-04-04T20:33:00.000+08:00

2007-03-30T22:56:00.000+08:00

hahaha..finally i can sign in!!thanks TJ :)

I went for blood danation yesterday..in my college hall!!damn nervous at first!!can smell the blood..ish...i saw the big jarum poking in my hand..i really want to faint ady...the after 20 min, the nurse took out a packet of my blood and put it under my hand..gosh!!i almost vomit!!

After i went out i din drink the hot milo cuz i was ady late for class..almost 40 min!!so when i went in to the class..all the students look at me even my lecturer..they tot i going to fain!!cuz they say i look damn pucat..omg..

but now i feel like donating again..is fun hahahahah

double users of this acc

2007-03-28T23:37:00.000+08:00

from today onwards, there would be another blogger using this account for the benefit of this blog ....obviously to generate more visitors daily n avoid being chided by frens for lack of updates...

TJ

spm result

2007-03-22T00:04:00.000+08:00

am i little too late ar?

guess that 2.0 megapixels ain't clear enough...

interview with the school mag's reporter...basically i didn;t really answer their ques..haha...the same goes to yen han n meng hon....they were worst..mgh la...yen han told the reporter his recipe for success was insults from me!!!...= =...i can't imagine they post thatup for the spm high achievers column next year...mh was the main f-er who tarnished my image ...whatever question he answered surely have connection wit me...naml ya......

constipation

2007-03-04T23:58:00.000+08:00

dammit, dammit.for the past week, i had stomache ache, went to the toilet but can't produce faeces..prob b cos i din eat any fruits la..everday consume
all those high-nutrition food..o yea it reminded me of the song i heard in wp's home..why do u have to make things so constipated by weird-al...dam good song..i wonder if the original singers r piss or not...

jakcrash said...

ya la tj i am also an avid reader of ur blog. everyday hope to be able to spam more in it. XD

btw i just noticed this but who is john stockton? o_O

nan eh, mario also reads my blog..anything can happen de...hehe..john stockton is a basketball player la...pro in assist..

??

2007-03-03T16:03:00.000+08:00

yesterday i went basketball together with dom n yh...not bad..i mean me la of cos...XD...but the opponent injured my lil finger(again) while trying to swat my ball..somemore is on my left hand...nowadays i rely dam much on my left hand to get points de...haiz...
o yea, i can't believe there are people visiting my blog daily although i did not blog..haha..
erm, my deepest condolence to xf and her family...

i love the offspring!!:D

fishing again ar?

2007-03-01T20:51:00.000+08:00

i went fishing again..wth..this time wit dom n wp..unfortunately wp ffk..barger dat fellow can tell me cannot wake up..tmrw he's buying prawns..lol..erm... nothing much to talk about...

ok la..show some pics of myself n some chics during the gathering party at pizza hut....dam luput topic de

me n gw

me n my

me n eli

me n xf

me n yefei..she just got back from ns for cny holis

results on 28th of feb?

2007-02-25T23:30:00.000+08:00

i start to panic...getting butterflies in my stomach..haha...a lot of pressure
to get a good score....crazy cousins betted on my result too....sorry wp..i promise u an interesting post but unfortunately i got no inspiration now..

go away la, cas !!...

2007-02-07T23:15:00.000+08:00

it is seriously the mating season for the cat..n for human too, i guess..the bloody cats r meowing every single minute..irritating like hell.....every morning i wanna have a good sleep n wake up at 12 noon.unfortunately the cats spoil my plan...noisy like hell..if wanna kau lui, tiam tiam a bit la..or go somewhere else...

this si tompok obviously not afraid of human...can go pose for me also.
bloody hell la...if i wasn't holding my hp, i would have give it a good hard whack on its head
check out the tail..it is dam weird..dam long n curly ...must be the singh genes punya...haha..
ok la..cats pls dun disturb my sleep...or else i really got to trap u n castrate u..no la..send u to nearby park

i passed my driving exam!!

2007-02-05T11:42:00.000+08:00

although it was like a week old, i m still glad i pass it..until today i m still thinkin how did i manage it??....was it luck or pure skill??.... i dunno man...i just felt dat lady luck was smiling at me..cos out of the 400 who took the exam, 200 failed.most of them on the slope..i wonder which moron invented slope la...cannot all flat road ar?..if wanna go genting for example, invent some kind of elevator la...haha..okok ..this is thrash-talk...still can't make up my mind on wat to study..

fishing

2007-01-17T22:26:00.000+08:00

went fishing with wp today...we finnaly bought a packet of prawns after travelling to three different shops...bloody lazy shopkeepers..10 am also still close...

wp had phobia of hooking a prawn..haha..u have to overcome it sooner or later la..relax..the prawn wun bit u k?.

yours truly wit the first fish..haha..less than 5 seconds..

we had a total of 20 fish...the orange fish are damn common here..they are a family of the cichlid and they virtually eat anything..
this is my friend, wp with his catch...it was actually one of the few flower horn species dat we caught here..the reason of this species existence is residents nearby released their flower horns into the pond when the pricing of this fish dropped drastically..look at the background of this pic.
..the small hut;s painting resembles alam flora logo...haha..therefore we are actually trespassing their properties...btw this pond is an ex-sewage pond which stopped its operation 5 years ago..another flower horn...
closer look of the flower horn

money vs interest vs being a rebel

2007-01-08T23:45:00.000+08:00

damn damn damn.i still can't decide what path i m gonna take. most of my friends are already enjoying their college life..according to yh, he said college students are relatively civilized..ha ha ha..but yh still comes from a jakun origine...ok back to the main focus, there is quite a good chance that i might be going to form 6 and take on the mundane lifestyle of a student..haih...
money- my first thought was to be a chemical engineer..unfortunately, in a pangsai country like malaysia, there would not be many job oppurtunities..so bolehlah aku makan timun yang ku tanam di blakang rumah.accountancy graduates definitely will be hired and have the best chance of getting promoted to higher ranks..my dad's fren said accoutants are like the big bosses, body guards cos they are very close to their bosses..so they can be goody two-shoes...he he..

interest- haih..my interest??..i hope i can be a zoology u noe??or an environmentalist...zoologist is a damn interesting job..everyday u get to greet the monkeys and if u dun like any particular tourists or visitors u can always release some gorillas to cause havoc..haha...if i really be a zoologist, i think i will consume the leftovers from the lions or tigers daily...

being a rebel- lol..all adolescents are rebellious..if u r not u can pack ur bag and migrate to cheebyeland..i mean the more my dad mention bout medicine and dentistry the more i hate it..maybe it's the nature of teenagers to attempt and possess opposite ideas from their parents..then now my dad supports me for chem but i lose interest in it already.wth!?.
= ='

finally i wish every1 the best n i hope u guys can give me a couple of advices

new year resolution

2007-01-03T00:39:00.000+08:00

1-must have the body like dwayne wade..try going gym every week..eat more fats..lol
2-dammit..i must pray at the small temple near the basketball court..whenever i m parallel with dat temple my shots sure enter wan..it's feng shui..dun play play
3-must overcome my phobia of talking and socialising with strangers...dunno why when i try to open a conversation with unknown people my balls will start to shrink then my voice starts to tremble
4-try to bang into the lane n lay up
5-must respect other religion..must stop calling mario a blardy nigger.....*mario u ****** la*i will bang ur ass when we play ball..

miri part 2

2006-12-19T11:17:00.000+08:00

sorry for the messy pic..i found this stick insect at the lobby of the cafe in mount kinabalu....although it's already dead, it's kinda rare to get 1 nowadays ...then we went to poring hot spring later....the water in the pool was cold surprisingly...n i thought it was a hot spring.........the place was really terrible lor in comparisn with sungkai hot spring in perak

the pic below was mount kinabalu covered by clouds

the market in kk..real big..sell all kind of pets n souvenirs

this pic was taken at the famous sutera harbour resort in kk..1000 bucks per night..wth

after 4 days at kk, we went back to miri n tasted my yi po's special dishes...missed that a lot..i took this pic with my dad's cousin;s brother's daughter..lol..hubungan bau bau kacang...really cute like a doll

wrong number (cont)

2006-12-17T00:46:00.000+08:00

the gul called me two days ago while i was attending my fren;s party....
she called me the first time dat day n i could not hear anything at all totally like some kind of prankster calling me...(at this point i still dunno the caller was dat gul)
the second time the same number appeared on my hp screen again..so my fren, si tangal gatal dom offered to answer the call n pretended he was inspektor hassan..he is damn good at imitating different kind of voices....not bad....every1 had a pretty good laugh
when it was the third time, i finally could hear her voice...her first word was saying dat she's sorry.. i thought to myself ...wat kind of idiot is she, sekejap ask me wat;s my prob now she's apologising..haha..i understand dat her mother had given the wrong number to her..dat;s why she kept pesting me 24/7.....o..n here comes the weird thing..she told me , no la..she pleaded to me dat if her mum called, i have to assure her mum dat her daughter, the gul wasn't rude to me...???..i was not in a mood to ques her as i was playing ball with my frens..i managed to ask her age only...wanna ask her more but she shut down the fon immeaditely..the bugger still think i m a so lou
erm...haha...i received another call finding for doreen last night i think..waliao...wtf man...this number like a chain reaction

trip to miri part 1

2006-12-14T23:09:00.000+08:00

went to miri on thursday...go by airasia la of cos so damn poor la pls..the klia airport now is separated into two terminals..one for mas and another one is for airasia also known as low cost carrier..i stayed in my grandma's sis aka yi po in miri..the houses here are friggin big cos there are just too much empty lands here

the second day was a long journey to kota kinabalu..it took about half a day to reach our destination...it was really an uncomfotable journey which i vomitted five times, skip my dinner and lunch and had a bad headache..the most 'duhlan' thing was we had to pass through 10 custom check points..wasted a lot of time there...plus the check points are hidden in the town n it's not like in the middle of the highway...so u had to search for it like the amazing race checkpoints....and from sarawak to sabah there is also a custom check point ..aiyo..malaysia sama malaysia pun kena check...pandi betul....the worst 1 was town to town in sarawak also got check points......i stayed in tang dynasty hotel which i slept for 10 hours in the first night there

the second day we visited mount kinabalu

at the handicraft centre on the way up

at the foot of mount kinabalu

dat's all for today damn tired...

wrong number...wth

2006-12-14T00:08:00.000+08:00

i will blog bout my trip to miri n kota kinabalu(kk) tmrw
today i will talk about this gul who called my phone thrice during my visit there....actually she had called me damn many times b4 but unfortunately my phone was on silent mode...
the first time she called me...she asked for jen..i thought she was one of my frens..her voice a bit like a gul?...like swee ying i think..so, diu i said i m jian la..cos her english was not dat fluent ..she pronounced jen n jian almost similar...then she realised i m a guy..then she said r u really jeniffer?...malou la..my balls seriously damn pain..my sis was giggling..i told her i m a guy lo..then she asked for my sis n i told her my sis is not jeniffer as well..lol...
the second time she called was shortly after the first call....dis time even more 'geng' , she straight away ask wrong number right?' hahah....sohai betul....noe wrong number some more wanna call
the third time was today...she called ..n as usual as for jen..n as usual i said i m not la..wtf man..then she told me her 'plight' saying dat she called from the public phone cos her fon no credit bla bla bla'..begged me to call my sis to answer the fon..halfway she switched to canto,,waliao..i managed to ask her where she's from....but when i asked her where's her school she said wat;s my prob...wth,,i m trying to be a nice guy la diu..although i m not la,,in the end she vowed nvr to call my hp number again..

a cock poem

2006-11-11T01:01:00.000+08:00

The cock is a piece of meat,
That is really neat,
It can expand when in need,
It can shrink after doing the deed.

Some people refer to it is a dick,
He is always on the lookout for some chick,
When he sees one he grows thick,
And hard as a piece of brick.

There are times he fails to tick,
Because he cannot get a kick,
Like seeing a lady without a tit,
Or maybe someone who doesn’t like to lick.

Most of the time he will pick,
Nen Nens who are nice and big,
Cheebais that are good to fit,
And mouths that can suck and spit.

blog only la

2006-11-03T22:00:00.000+08:00

lolz...since so many ppl ask me to blog i meh blog lo...especially mario...since he so 'frequently' updates his blog i felt kinda envious..
dunno wat to mumble about also..o yea..firstly i really feel like tearing dat portly boy into pieces..he's the photographer of our class..so whenever he's high he wil bring his camera to skool n take pics of uglier classmates...lol..den he will go compile it n pass around to my classmates...so he did take my pic..n guess wat was my pose?...i was showing my lil centre finger...XD...so i brought the disc home n browse through..realise dat i changed damn a lot from form 4 to 5...after i finish i wanna place the cd into my bag but somehow i had forgotten..later at night my mum gatal tangan n go c...lol...i realised when she kept laughin.being a 'curious' teenager i meh went n looked lo wat is the big fuss about...tim chi she was enjoying the pics of my classmates laughing at this fellow dat fellow...she seemed very interested commenting about two fellow whenever their pics appeared..lol
i thought she wil surely chid the ass out of me when she saw my nice pic..half-expectantly she just smiled n said dun show it to ur bro

n to all my 'curious' yet 'adorable' yet 'pat kua' classmates hor:
pls, i dun have any gf on9...n i dun have a lot of guls contact as rumuored..n dun go n banyak mulut,bulu,tangan, n kaki go connect me with any gul da have relationship with me

sigh of relief

2006-10-04T13:16:00.000+08:00

exam's over...this few days i live a life of a lotus eater...sleep, eat, play ball n not forgetting going in n out from the loo...realli a stress-free period....no labour wasted n no intelligence needed...but spm is less than a month;s time gotto study next week...me damn kiasu..gotto know a couple of diligent friends have started to revise...man i really look highly upon them...after trials straight can concencrate for spm..as for me...i wanna enjoy some time with myself playin counter-strike watching movies like she's a man or superman returns...haha

anyway everyday i play basketball in the court near my area...sometimes i owned there but last 3 days my team was totally trounced by some cb uncles...here is how they look like:

those guys r definitely not noobs

recuperate

2006-09-08T17:05:00.000+08:00

it;s been ages since i had last blogged. probably bcos recent incidents had affected my mood..nothing much to talk bout..o yea...BReaking NEWs: the fuckin monotone cik d..had warned our class dat if we stayed up during rehat den we lar yeh liao///we gonna kena call during assembly even though it;s exam week..knccb lar.....so hope u guys co-operate

my hormones lvl a bit irregular todaylar

2006-08-14T22:29:00.000+08:00

so please decipher(waliao i got concentrate during bi class weh) this post with a open mind and share your thoughts within this blog only...no further than dat pls.....ah huh...i wanna give my comment bout this upcoming choir competition as an activity for the bulan kemerdekaan...*************@@@@@$$$$$$$$%%%%%%%%%%%...sorry.this post is deleted as it had triggered anger amongst some of my classmates and definitely hurted them...sorry if it really torn ur heart apart buut ine the end this is my blog...u dun like my post u can always scroll ur mouse to the upper right of ur screen and press the x button....cos i always think i can write whatever my heart feeels like in a blog....prob i will change the address of my blog n only give it to close frens

honesty is the best policy..*puik

2006-08-01T15:11:00.000+08:00

today i was given a task to comment about all my classmates to fit inside the candid 5 page for our class......so here it is

Encik Safarie- He has been putting up with our mischievous behaviour since form 4.A dedicated teacher who had mould us to be the better students of tomorrow.

Andy- Please do not be deceived by his innocent looks.

Lei Ching- Although she is shy and quiet all the time, she has very artistic talent in drawing.

Kar Mun- The cutest girl in our class who always grab the boy’s attention.

Meng Hon- He has obviously misused his intelligence. Making cruel jokes to make everyone laugh is his past time.

Kok Loon- This guy would be the future politician. He’s the most outspoken student in % Gigih.

Goon Wee- She is nice at times but when she is in a raging temper, you would better stay out of her way.

Elizabeth- The queen of shopping in our class with Xiao Foong.

Julian- He looks like an Eurasian with thick eyebrows and round eyes.

Teng Jian- I am writing all these. Therefore, I wouldn’t comment about myself.

Wan Chooi- She and Sun Sun are like two peas alike.

Kheng Tai- A master in wooing girls. So, don’t be surprise if u see dozens of girls surrounding him.

Kok Fai- Nicknamed ‘chicken’ by his friends (I personally think is a very lame one), he is one of those guys with a lean and muscular build.

Sun Sun- Probably the tallest and prettiest girl in our class who has many secret admirers.

Malcolm- He has verbal diarrheoa according to Miss Liew, don’t you think the same?

Si Ji and Si Qu- Two unique and identical twins who are real quiet in class but they are very diligent and tops our class in studies.

Jeng Hui- His horse-neighing type of laughter would make the whole class shake.

Toong Piew- He hails himself as the next Ronaldinho.

Wing Soon- One of the rare male students in class who barely makes noise.

Choon Mun- He pratices basketball everyday and hope someday he will break into the NBA’s drafts.

Wai Bin- Another student who remains silent during classes because he will dooze off easily.

Tzu Peng- Her skin is as pale as a ghost. She tries very hard to change her personality and for that we admire her.

Yefei- She is always jovial and a great listener.

Shawn- He is the assistant monitor of the class.

Mei Hwa- Real sweet grl with great athletism ability

Yen Han- THis guy birthday comin soon...must bei min a bit..sori if this comment insulted u, yea?.but memba wat mei hwa said?..she call me insult in a proper manner...hhahah..i did except urs

Kai Hsien- A happy-go-lucky student.

Wei Ping- This guy has a feminine name although he is lean and has broad shoulders.(he's kinda pissed with wat i write bout him...XD)

Xiao Foong- She is one of the most energetic students in class and goes crazy
Whenever someobe makes a joke.

Zhan Xiong- The add maths genius in our class. Anything to do with calculations is at the tips of his fingers

Edit:i forgotten bout mario
Mario Jean Santiago- THe most nonchalant dude in my class. If he kena fire by insult, he will nonchanlantly say watever. Has the tendency to miss last minute appoinment due to his 'deteriorating' health status..(by the way he;s oni 16 n we r 17)

o yea btw....i type this not to satisfy any1 or myself..just trying to do my part only..so dun be offended yea, guys? plus u might say it's pointless..but i m adding my own flava to it..cos it's in the candid 5 n it is supposed to be funy rite?...so why introduce such serious comments inside?if it's all bout studies or positive attitude, then ppl reading our it would thought wat kind of geeky class is this

truthful

2006-07-29T00:06:00.000+08:00

i dunno why but i hate people who invade my privacy ...i hate people who act as if they knew my freakin private life n my daily routine.not only dat, they "ka yim n kay chou'to their opinion so dat it sounds interesting...this particular asshole(if dat crap manage to read my blog, he would definitely know is him although i nvr confront him because of this matter)...dat punani told the teacher everything he judged n act as if he know about me...said my mum pushed me too much this n dat...say i damn smart bcos of this...wat the fuck, man?...u say all these doesn;t mean ur stupid mum will be like my mum or gonna changed...n by saying all these shits they wouldn't make smarter...so why bother bout me?...just go play far far n share ur stupid thoughts within ur own balls...o yea btw mate...if u just managed to read this post ,it is time for u to realise dat not every1 is too fancy of u n ur constant interruption whilst ppl r chatting..hmm.u better changed now b4 every1 estranged u like u r some kind of ugly-looking alien

sigh of relief

2006-07-22T01:40:00.000+08:00

woohoo.........thank buddha mah....o, man...just felt sori for frens including dom who was selected for this nonsense programme.from now onwards i will not commin any sinful act..no foul languages will escape from my throat..i promise i would never disturb those nestlings on the palm tree..haha...ok...dat;s damn enough....went futsal today.actually i dunno who why a few frens of mind whinned n complained of boredom at the end of the match...i enjoyed myself lot...quite intense n hard-fought match..then later wanted to play cs at the cc there but full liao....i m exhausted now..gotto pen off now...eh wait is type off now...yes,,,just wanna thank god again

a long but exciting day

2006-07-14T23:46:00.000+08:00

wah...today damn happening......skipped school because today my school was supposed to be paying a tribute to my retiring pn s.....so all classes were cancelled today...woke up bout 930 am n browse through chapter 5 of form 5 history..i was shellshocked when my black charcoaled-face indian punani teacher suddenly announced during class dat chapter 9 n 10 of form 4 history which i'had been well-prepared for would not be comin out...felt like strangling him with a wire...dat fool always pick on me during his lessons..haih...anyway later played counter strike with dom...muahahha....i pawned him a couple of times...must appreacite this rare moment..later i had a futsal match....4 on 4...not bad we beat wei ping's team 8-6 as i scored closed to half a dozen...haha...nooblar wp..somemore condemned me...XD..but he did relatively well as he played with cramps...later me s n cm went to the nearest bball court since it's only 530 pm...when i left, only pros arrived...haih...everyday play against noobs very hard to improve...so wp,,,is not i 'keng' ok?...after that, i reached home n had a short nap...then i watch the korean show 'all in' on ntv7....damn dat zhu yin gul looks angelic n dat ren he guy is damn stylish...haha...today is damn packed with activities,,but i prefer this kind of routine rather than doin nothin at all

my blog is so......

2006-06-30T15:30:00.000+08:00

famous u might say cos even my teacher is reading it now...although i insisted to my fren dat wat;s in my blog remains onli in my blog...but during their discussion in their tuition it suddenly gravitated to my recent posts...n then they show it to her n she read it...hmmm.later when i got back home i was taken aback with my conversation with kl....then i sms her apologising for all my vulgar words in my blog...she said she wanna c me tmrw...so today she counselled me for a while..saying dat my frens r concern bout me or somethin..i just nodded.i realli appreaciate her help though but i think while i was doing some of my posts,,,,i m not in the correct state of mind so......some of my posts might be extra ordinary

daku akan menulis dalam bahasa melayu hari ni

2006-06-27T00:23:00.001+08:00

hari ini, aku mendapat beberapa komen dan pendapat serta teguran orang lain yang menyebabkan aku berfikir sejenak...memikirkan moral dan pengajaran di sebalik komen tersebut...sama ada perbincangan tersebut mempunyai maksud tersirat atau terluah daripada mulut seseorang secara tidak sengaja....tahukah apa yang sedang terngiang-ngiang di dalam otak saya yang ligat tetapi berpinar-pinar sekarang?...aku merasakan diriku sebagai ketua tingkatan yang tidak berguna....teguran demi teguran mengatakan kelasku bising seperti pasar mengimplikasikan bahawa aku tidak memimpin kelasku dengan baik...pasrah yangku hadapi berbeza semasa tingkatan 3 atau 4...sekarang, aku telah mematangkan fikiranku secebis demi secebis...tetapi aku masih menghadapi kemelut...aku senantiasa riang dan tidak kedekut untuk memberikan senyuman...kawanku berpendapat ku ni sentiasa gembira dan tidak menghadapi masalah ...tabiatku yang lain ialah aku tidak suka melawan balik apabilaku dihiris dengan sembilu kata-kata yang paling tajam sekali pun...hatta, aku merasakan mereka tidak melayani aku sebagai kawan setia lalu tidak menghormati kedudukan aku sebagai pengawas dan pemantau di dalam kelasku...kendatipun, masih ada segelintir kawanku yang boleh diberikan kepercayaan....setiap hari, aku berasa agak tertekan untuk memberikan konsentrasi kpd pembelajaran ...kawanku bercakap seperti pemborong ikan telah memburukkan lagi situasi..tiap-tiap hari aku terpaksa mententeramkan keadaan kelas walaupun sukar keranaku juga takut reputasi kelasku makin buruk...aku mengakui diriku sebagai seorang bersifat hipokrit...baik di depan sesetengah rakan dan guru tetapi buruk di depan sesetengah rakan...hmmm....susah juga kehidupan manusia ini...kena menggembirakan orang lain...aku telah berfikir dan bercadang untuk mengekalkan kesabaran nipisku untuk 4 lagi bulan..selepas spm, aku akan ke kolej dan aku tidak lagi mahu tengok wajah kawanku....aku mahu berada di persekitaran baru serta mengekalkan profil yang rendah...aku tidak mahu terlibat dalam apa-apa.mungkin aku akan mendapatkan diriku seorang teman wanita...itulah luahan suaraku sebagai seorang remaja yang berasa muak dengan kehidupan

sorry if u guys especially charmaine n mario dun understand...but it's gud dat u refresh ur memory

stomachache

2006-06-25T00:23:00.000+08:00

the title says it all, mate!...i got stomacache now n felt like vommiting..i can feel my stomach is full of the duck meat i earlier ate for dinner at pj....applied lots of mang kam yau....felt much more better...chattin with yen han now.talkin bout the class candid 5 page...hmm.......tomorrow will be sunday..times move exceptionally fast during weekends...haih, monday have to go skool n have to look at the same teacher's face with their boring lessons...gosh...can't stand it...my daily routine too boring during weekdays......nit something spectacular..i m like a black rotting stone in a river waiting to be push aside by current of the water if no1 picks me up..

deranged hermit

2006-06-18T00:10:00.000+08:00

nothin much to talk about...just blog for the sake for blogging..went for dinner just now in a restaurant near subang jaya for father's day...later watch world cup with my uncle...he won the bet for the portugal's match..o yea....on friday, i felt like killing zhan xiong n shoving my center finger into his eye's sockets..h e gave me a link which goes something like dat....do u wanna view ur pic in my msn space?'..so i clicked it without much hesitation since he is my classmate..unfortunately after i click it, strange things happened..suddenly, window conversations between all my fren appeared in my 16 inch monitor.......n auto sending dat link..then i noe kena virus liao...i went n read the instruction how to remove it from norton antivirus .dunno can work or not......but oklar so far...hopefully juen wil get the instruction on how to disinfect my infected account..

argh.i been picked

2006-06-08T23:19:00.000+08:00

grrr...wat tthe F***ing chao che*bye.....ok forget bout the vulgar language..today everybody seems to be targetting me..teachers, close frens, lil punanis, punkasses, the cloud, the wind,arrrgh....today i thought i would have great fun today enjoying my last bits of holis..but lady luck showed her butt at me..first my family n i went for the movie 'cars'..i thought schumi gonna play important role in dat animated show but dat german yid oni appeared for less than 10 seconds.the hype surrounding dat movie was unreal...it was just a movie which u rather have a coke in a typical mamak restaurant..then came home ..shoot a couple of hoops in a virtual basketball computer game..then went for physics tuition...at first everything was going smoothly...the hilarious teacher even taught guls how to defend themselves against pervert..he said the front kick right into the balls will leave the attackers with purple nuts(learnt this from benchwarmers).ok then here came the relentless problems..my fren bitch dom n sissy mh kept disturbing me.provoking me with insults at my slightest mistakes..when the teacher explained something i dunno how in this just world dat it was connected to me..gosh two guys...they din noe dat some of the guls actualli hated them.guess i would have to put up with them
for another 4 months perhaps..those two fellows r disrespectful.hmm anyway forget bout my tantrum.blogging is a healthy way to release stress rite?.....then later i got punk'd by lex schumi...i gave her a call.dat gul fuckin cblar actualli answered my fon but i thought got connection prob..i called her bout 4 times....the first 3 times, she just answered n cancelled it....then the fourth wan she went n put my fon rite on her com;'s speakers to hear fort minor's believe me...like i dun have like dat..she said she accidentally cancelled my first 3 calls...hmm.hard to believe though....

punk culture

2006-06-02T00:23:00.000+08:00

wat is punk actually?.....i just read about it in a book couple of days ago. punk is actualli an ethic who believes dat they have the freedom to live in a world with less restrictions. therefore they r very rebellious. they would hold protests towards the government with the obejective to abolish some implementations which they think have cancel out their rights as humans. i m sure u notice those teenagers with spiky hair, tights pants, boots n jackets hanging out in supermarkets in kl n in the streets .
all punks hold firmly to the motto do it urself(dat;s rite just like the nike ad.i wonder why nike dun use them as models instead of ronaldinho). there r two wings in this ethic actually. not all punks r bad ok?.....the first one r punks who r the working class.they worked like normal adults to make end's meet...they just show off their disastisfaction through music...the other one has the negative ideology..they r the complete opposite..they destoyed public ammenities such as vandalisig the bus stops with vulgar languages. n they r often participate in riots against police.............by the way, punks in malaysia r kinda notorious. i heard dat they whack up any1 who tried to interfere with their affairs or disturbing their privacy..so better watch out guys!!!

when a person leavin in outskirts of the city trying hard to speak english

2006-05-31T23:31:00.000+08:00

i bought this mastika book(june edition) for rm4.20 during my visit in kijal..the book was fully-loaded with mysteries, strange cultures, weird asses n the rest r crap.but it;s not bad lar for a rm 4 book rite?...fully-printed with color somemore..ok...i m gonna reveal a joke inside this book to share with u;ll(this is one of the crap in the book yet i m talkin bout it)..hope u guys out there noe a lil knowledge bout bm.

tijah budak kg tapi bekerja di kl.pakaian seksi maut, bercinta dengan lelaki mat salleh.ke hulu ke hilir menayangkan boyfrennya .punyalah eksyen tijah hingga suatu hari dia ternampak lelaki inggeris tadi dengan wanita lain yang lebih cantik darinya.tijah menangis selama tiga hari..pada hari keempat dia mengambil sehelai kertas dan menulis surat untuk memutuskan perhubungannya dengan lelaki itu. beginilah surat yang ditulis tijah

john...
i want to cut connection us. i have think about this very cook cook. i know i clap one hand onli. correctly, i have seen you n she walk walk together at town with eyes myself. you grab hand she. you always ask for apology back-back.i dun trust u again.u r really a crocodile land(tanah buaya...i dun realli get this)
my fren speak u play wood three. first first i think my fren lie me
but now i noe u correct correct play wood three. so i break connection to pull my body from this love triangle. i know this result i pick is very correct b'cos you love she very high from me. so i cut this connection to go far from here. i dun wan u play play with my liver.i have been crying until no more eye water. i dun wan banana fruit two time
safe walk
tijah...

so wat u think the ang mo kio would think leh???

fruitless trip

2006-05-30T00:47:00.000+08:00

sori for the lack of updates. examinations had lasted for almost 3 weeks n i jus got back from my trip to kijal.it was a good trip although there weren't much naked eurasian women hanging out in the beach. instead, played basketball with lil' kids n aunties. din even shoot any ball. jus play monkey with them oni.lol.freakin evil.then i did some gyming...my arms felt sore the next day.went for fishing with my dad n bro...bro got his first fish with the length bout 3 inches...not badlar..dammit...i empty hand again..haha...the fussion at the buffer was just fine while dinner at typical chinese restaurants took hours but worth my patience...so this is how the pool look like:...o yeah... forgotten to mention something....while my father was jogging near the golf course ...he saw two creatures which he described it as something like this:
but wait a minute...it reminded me exactly about wei ping n his lil black n white dog

crappucino

2006-05-18T10:26:00.000+08:00

today....came home bout probably round 10 after my physics exam.actualli i kinda ponteng come out.. to put in a better way, i followed my fren's mum;s car.imagine dat another 3 of my fren was in a tiny kancil as well..so there r bout 6 ppl in the congested car.. then my fren terpaksa go sit oon my lap..damn pain my balls when the kancil jumped over bumps..lol...my fren's mum felt kinda guilty cos she just rushed through the guard's gate...wasai...she said her car is now forbidden to enter the skool compound n she felt guilty...lol..anhyway back home now....bloggin n checkin out nba scores...can u beilieve it? cavs leads pistons 3-2..alrite..gtg now

cat abused!!

2006-05-13T00:43:00.000+08:00

wth,,,,,,,,i must be feelind kinda stressed out. frens n foes just asked me to chill out but i guess i must have the jekyll hyde personality..today the devil realli emerged from my sound mind. actually since a couple of weeks ago there had been a few grey n black kittens wandering around my house...i din realli give a them lar...but today..when i opened my side door, i saw the grey mother cat with her three kittens..instinctively the mother cat rushed in front of them ,glared at me with a hissing sound trying to halau me away....fearin it will rampaged its way into my house, i quickly shut the door
later...somehow i had evolved into mr hyde..i went to fill a cup of water filled with soap solution...next i noticed the mother cat was still at the doorsteps...swinging the door open,i throw the cup of water to the direction of the innocent mamalia.o rite at the intended target with a 'deadly' effect.. the cat was realli startled n ran for her life.oddly i smiled to myself when she made somekind of sound similar to a human voice when they r suddenly frightened by their fren....dammit.exams made me go like a psychopath...haha....i hope i wun be abusing normal human beings next time

spinning wheel

2006-05-12T23:41:00.000+08:00

sori for the lack of updates....busy with examinations.....everyday i came back from skool.......i felt realli exhausted..i dunno how i will last for spm.must be gettin old dee...senior veteran liao..today's i was supposed to study bio.but end up doin nothin...i din even bother to go to the temple...told my mum wanted to study..but instead go browse through the STAR..wth.then later go play euro 2004 (wth this is 2006 dee)...anyway, later i went for a mother's day diner with relatives n family at port klang...
damn the food was sumptuos...the guls there were hot as well...hoho...serampang dua mata,,,,,the steamed crab with honey gravy was god-like...my mouth is drooling dee...haha..oklar.i hope i got somesort of inspiration for tmrw to study this gibbrish subject

123456

2006-05-04T00:22:00.001+08:00

i dun realli know how to explain it vividly but today is 04/o5/o6. Plus, it is bout approx 20 more minutes to 1.02 am. So, precisely at 1.02 am and 3 miliseconds, it would be 010203040506. According to the local newspaper, this pattern of number only repeats once in a hundred years. haha.........so enjoy this moment although almost everybody is already dozing off in their slumber bed. yeah, there's even one dude from penang offered to tatto customers with the number 123456 in his shop in penang to mark this date,,,,,,,,,,wth,,-_-.
anyway exam is comin soon....damn stressful weh..the teacher said i looked relax...wth..well, i guess i must have been a playful n happy go lucky dude in the class. Less than 5 days now b4 the first exam, i must manage my time properly or else i would be skinned by mum....

u think i m a loan shark isit?

2006-05-01T00:56:00.000+08:00

Hi AlL My FrIeNd...LoNg TiMe No SeE...hEhE... says:
halo
tENg JiaN says:
hellor
Hi AlL My FrIeNd...LoNg TiMe No SeE...hEhE... says:
can u help me 1 thing>
tENg JiaN says:
yeah
tENg JiaN says:
sure..wat;s dat?
Hi AlL My FrIeNd...LoNg TiMe No SeE...hEhE... says:
u use 012/016
tENg JiaN says:
o
tENg JiaN says:
i got no hplar
tENg JiaN says:
haha
tENg JiaN says:
wat;s the prob?
Hi AlL My FrIeNd...LoNg TiMe No SeE...hEhE... says:
...
Hi AlL My FrIeNd...LoNg TiMe No SeE...hEhE... says:
jz wan u transfer credit money to me onlu
Hi AlL My FrIeNd...LoNg TiMe No SeE...hEhE... says:
only
tENg JiaN says:
wat the hell........
(she stopped typin after dat XD)
wat the sohai man!!!!...we had nvr been active chatters n she suddenli asked me for credit for her hp.....she thinks i m lim gotong's son meh.......or if u r as pretty as tata young den may b i will think of a waylar..but we dun even noe each other.so wat the heck is ur prob?

hari anugerah 'cemerlang'

2006-04-29T22:20:00.000+08:00

went for hari anugerah cemerlang today..lolz.....kinda boring.the teacher dun let me here mp3......gosh..here are a couple of pics during dat day

damn fun later...go up my class n celeb si ji si qu ws sm wp n urs truly's birthday...

o yeah........to any 5 g buggers readin this........u noe wat miss liew said to muh mum?....she said our class is very playful n dirty.....at first i thought dirty means hamsap due to the bio incident...ah...luckily miss liew's dirty means untidy....or else dunno wat to say to muh mum

gender discrimination...

2006-04-29T00:29:00.000+08:00

ah.......out of the topic, while i was listening to hitz.fm i heard my favourite tune of music was played..as i was humming the notes, the dj shocked me kinda bit..the song title was i m in luv wit a stripper,.but the dj murmured ' this is the next song..i m in luv wit a dancer'....wth??.......as i hear on, they did edit the song. wat an insult to t pain n his music. this blardy cencorship is so tight dat some of the song's theme r totally manipulated. anyway back to the main issue which is causing comotion all across malaysia. it seemed dat a politican frm pas abdul fucker i think his name is...said something onli parti pembangkang would think of..he strictly agreed on the fact dat a man divorce her wife b cos her wife is horny...waliao.totally discrimanating although i not gul lar..it was a statement from someone who's not sound enough from mind..anyway, lots of politician disagreed n some sort of fucked him also

nice..tmrw i will be havin a party in my class after majlis anugerah ...lookin forward to it...XD

miss l, can u smell-l-l-l-lah wat t j is cookin?!

2006-04-18T21:43:00.000+08:00

nolar .actually i very civilized wan. i nvr f any1 b4 rite, guys?....lol.but f u miss lam.i hate u blardy counselling teacher..waht the hell hell u doing in my skool? mess with me n my frens?.nvr die b4 isit, u r just a low-ranked teacher...we can anytime f u off and send a complaint letter bout u.u noe, bitch?

okok......i had expressed my anger at her dee. tell u wat happened today..kong lei yau mmh sun, tai lei hui yau yin(mh's fav proverb)..first of all after changing all my p e clothes n gliding down the stairs .just as i was a couple of metres left to the padang the big bitch go stop.n siad eh can u help me go tell the ketua class of 5 e n 5 f to come down for a seminar...i kinda pissed but i cilmb up the stairs again n patiently inform them.......then i rush down the stairs eagerly to get a feel of the basketball but then my road was again blocked by whoelse but the notorious big b ,call me go pindah kerusi......i staright away walk off tellin her i nit to call my fren....she was kinda dumbstrucked...cos my voice is kinda high....she dunno who is she messing with..

then go in 15 minutes late.....when i go in i saw dat b-b-b-b-bitch gain.....ask me where i go.....i said the gate was locked at the padang so have to wait for the guard to open.she dun seemed to believe.during the ceramah she kept pestering ppl to keep quiet......although some of them r talkin at a very low tone...then she went out a while n mh n andy quickly rushed out to ponteng as well......i din noe actually but they were helpin miss sim, a really cool teacher..i like her nonchalant style of speakin...when the bitch came in she asked where r the two boys...every1 refused to answer her..........then the end of the ceramah liao.......she suddenly came behind me.......n ask me n another fren who's dat 2 boys name.......we said we dunno them.....n u noe wat dat ugly lookin fucker said.if u dun tell ,i will write ur name.luckily i was wearin my pe clothes.but my fren jh was in big trouble..but luckily some comotion happened nearby us amongst students......quickly me n jh flee away...

then i went to bilik guru to take my peka kimia(teached by miss sim),....saw the notorious shithead talkin with sim......din dare to go near.cos she will ask me for their names again.....but just as big bitch was leavin miiss sim called my name.o damn.....then the miss cockatoo also looked at me......n rushed at the sight of me(fuck ular...dun let me c u outside of skool...i will seriously abused u with vulgar language).and ask me whose dat two guys again.she even described them this time....but each time i denied her of an answer by staring right to her eyes n saying i dunno.in the end she gave up n left.miss sim raised her thumb praising me for saving my frens cos they help them just now....i just smiled n she asked me to find dat two boys to meet up with the bitch for an apology........
of cos my frens wun golar.....haha......tmrw see howlar.miss lam u hear me.....i hope u r gangraped y a few fat indians..get it?....i hate u......u got the appearance like mr hyde....shit off or ger fucked off

disgrace to me a chinese

2006-04-16T00:51:00.000+08:00

while browsing through kennysia's site.....i read the msg.there's one guy who tries to promote his blog......so i went there n guess wat i have found?

at first i thought it is a bimbo blog.sort of a gul's blog......but as i was scrolling down, i was taken aback.........whoah..........omg.....save the god..it;s a gay's blog.....geez.i dunno if u guys outhe there might be open-minded bout their relationship or not.i can;t .i think is memualkan n sickenin.if u wanna view his blog this is the link.....i mean hers
www.colinandkero.blogspot.com

speechless

2006-04-15T00:40:00.000+08:00

SHIT LA . 1st masa is BM by encik safari anak binti bukari bin kari ikan . membabi . he come in n ask ppl throw their newspapers ... wtf . ppl keep for project he call buang . den after tat he asked us do oral , but no1 was ready , n can see he damn naik berang . after tat jeng hui's group went up n did , whew , at least cooled him down a bit la .. den after tat no1 else wanna do . he sit there n stare at us den decided to walk ard class sweeping n picking rubbish up . den after tat he sat back to wer he was n said , `kamu semua terlalu sibukkan ? tarak masa buat lisan , kan ? takda masa sapu sampah , kan ??` then damn membabi lar he ... he turned n saw the papan kenyataan and asked if d jadual waktu is new or old 1 .. we said old 1 den he started TEARING it down ... like a farking monkey from a farking zoo negara ... den he threw it on the ground n asked us do a new 1 . after a while no1 pick it , he ended up picking it n throwing it into the dustbin himself sendiri HAHAHA BODOH ! but i damn pissed cuz the gals still wanna use the old jadual waktu n juz remake some parts oni 1 ... but he go tear n throw zzz ...(with reference to wei ping's blog)

see?..........dat's my pathetic class teacher? i was damn dumbstrucked today.....dunno watodo.especially he got so mad n started to sweep the floor?..dun even noe wether to apologised to him n help him or wat?instead i din even bother to look at him.n continue chat..cos he's like kid now sedang merajuk for his pacifier.so the moe i 'tam' him, he will be more luncy.......the reason for his attitude today?
1. hormon progesteronnya sudah menggila
2. wife dun wan to have sex wit him (suggested by my classmate)
3. prob his wife broke her bones while goin down the stairs
4. this is the truthlar......according to rumuors, our frens have complaint a lot bout him...so therefore this jungle-origined safarie must have head it.n b come pissed
so wat do u guys out there think i should do as a respected leader?

si tandas's homecoming

2006-04-10T23:47:00.000+08:00

it's an inspirational poem while going to toilet with dom mh n wp

the physical journeythat i travel to the toilet
is a journey of my dick
transport from the class 5G
to a freakin-smelly toilet
the urine dat comes out of u-noe-wat
is bewildering
at times
it might be yellowish or colorless
to choose between
the changing realities

it's true dat i have growled at the pencuci tandas
but onli after i told them my problem
dat they have not clean the shite properly
the mangkuk tandas dat i have began to love in my loneliness
in the toilet dat alienated me

the journey was a loyal teacher
who was never tire
in explaining the length of the dick
look i m just like you
still have pundi kencing
sensitive when is full
i believe it's done
and ready to go

i am you
freed from the toilet
its smell and scent
i have found myself

april fool, lil dick

2006-04-01T23:32:00.000+08:00

so it's april fool rite.i decided to play a prank on my cousin...he's far too naive at times.....so trickin him is like trickin a 7 year old toddler.lol.....so b4 dat.to make things more realistic.i have changed the song that i m hearin now to some chinese songs dat my sis hear
so this is how it goes....

Kira Yamato says:
hello there
Kira Yamato says:
mind if i ask who r u
Kira Yamato says:
r u tj
prick says:
no
prick says:
why:?.......u wan me call my bro here
prick says:
who r u?
Kira Yamato says:
no..
prick says:
r u tj's friend?
Kira Yamato says:
i know yur thoughts
Kira Yamato says:
u r his little bro?
prick says:
nolar.........dun jokelar......i m his sisterlar
Kira Yamato says:
i'm lee qi liang lah
prick says:
who?
Kira Yamato says:
one n only
prick says:
i dunno any1 with dat name
Kira Yamato says:
ah liang
Kira Yamato says:
i thaought u were tj
prick says:
who?
prick says:
well sori
prick says:
tj has lots of friend
prick says:
so maybe i haven't heard of u before
Kira Yamato says:
the one who went 2 yur house last year's december...
Kira Yamato says:
when u still taking the final subject of yur SPM
prick says:
i dun remember anyone coming to house while spm
prick says:
or even sptm
prick says:
maybe i wasn;t in the house
prick says:
so srry
prick says:
*sorry
Kira Yamato says:
i'm s speechless...
prick says:
sorry
Kira Yamato says:
nevermind
Kira Yamato says:
i guess that when u go on9, u use the name "prick" meanw le tj...
prick says:
o
prick says:
no.........
prick says:
tj has changed his nicname to prick
prick says:
he just let his account on cos his fren is dowloading stuff from him
Kira Yamato says:
download
Kira Yamato says:
hiss mom gonna is gonna kill him
prick says:
no.........his mum lets him
Kira Yamato says:
....
prick says:
in fact tj has become quite a good boy nowadays
Kira Yamato says:
I.M.P.O.S.S.I.B.L.E (juz Kidding)
prick says:
yeah...seriously
prick says:
do u have mtv at home?
thlee says:
no...
prick says:
u got no astro at home>
prick says:
o...poor thing
prick says:
i bet u din watch punk'd on mtv
thlee says:
i'm ssss o jealous of u...
thlee says:
wat u r doing now?
prick says:
o i mcheckin out new songs
prick says:
errr........u usually hear wat radio station one?
thlee says:
So wat r yur "Baby" bro TJ r doing
thlee says:
MYFM
prick says:
o.........he's watching football
prick says:
u du hear hitz.fm?
thlee says:
rarely,...
prick says:
o......u must have miss the gotcha program by the morning crew
prick says:
it's very funny u noe
thlee says:
don't tell tj that i call m "BABY"
thlee says:
k
prick says:
the gotcha program is very .....the dj will call up someone n kinda like play a prank on him
prick says:
u should hear their expression of their voice
thlee says:
whoa
thlee says:
u like the sound of other people's miserable acts

prick says:
o yeeah..it's getting late now.i wanna sleep
prick says:
err.......at times
prick says:
haha
prick says:
byby
thlee says:
byby

wow......i give dat dude damn many clue dat this was a prank..but he's still dunno......wat a dumb ass

bad hair day........

2006-04-01T13:54:00.000+08:00

babi betul today.......go cut hair..........my mum asked me go to the indian barber shop wit my dad....dun really wanna go cut there.....cos the last time i go there n cut .waliao..cut my hair like a coconut..wat the f lar.........then since then i go to a lady saloon near my house to have my haircut.but today i decided to give it a go.since my hair almost like a tomboy liao......so i have an old man as my stylist (stylist my footlar)..i ask him to cut spiky.then within 20 minutes after shaving.......omg.i looked at the mirror.
fucking fuckslar............really like strawberyy...feel like scolding the man n my mum...then i just wait till my dad cut finish.........n in the car i gave him my piece of mind......go home i gave my mum another piece of my mind........realli damn pissed....my mum ask me next week oni go the lady saloon near my house to repair.....cos the indian cheebye cut my freench(dun realli noe the spelling)..short n straight like his dick oni....mlm..realli a bad hair day

my bball career is coming to an end

2006-03-24T23:28:00.000+08:00

first match vs mbs........
pts-0, steals-can't memba but a lot lar, fouls-4 (wtf.one more foul, i have to leave the court liao)........anyway this match we r the underdogs, so if we lose also nvmlar cos mbs got one state player....blardy tall indian guy.............i think throughout this game i played almost 30 out of 40 minutes.......the moment i stepped into the court my legs seriously felt cold and weak......anyway thnx to my fren yip he scored 10 pts..........we lost 19-38. lol..this game seriousli i damn ganas........u said watever wrestling moves u noe.i had done it all today.....lol.first foul is i reach in( normallar.sort of whack his hand)...second one..this is the funniest according to my coach.i get an offensive foul..........according to my coach i was bringin the ball like a rugby player and then i banged the opponent fell down until he bergolek very far behind....seriousli i dun think i banged him dat hard........coach said he will be injured for tmrw game...then my third foul..........i go n trip opponent.....actually he tripped on my leglar..........i went n apologised......but later coach warned me not to say sorry anymore cos this is a ball game...........fourth foul is normal lar.........i pushed one fellow while he layed up.......

second match vs saujana
pts-4, steals-can;t memba also but got a few, fouls-2 onilar..this is like a derby match betweeen everton n liver pool.........cos saujana is located almost a street away from my skool....i din start this match cos coach said he felt dat i got still a bit of fear........but then when i was subbed in i played contionuosly till the end of the game........very tiring.......my first score came from a fast break........second one is through a shot..anyway today i was fuckin pissed wit anthony.........the stupid point guard..i dunno how many lay ups he missed n miscued passes.........gosh.at half time at a moment i thought coach will kill him .he was damn pissed also..seriousli............damn embarassing losing to saujana.........cos we r like the favs to win...haih.,.,after this, i dun think i will be playing bball anymore...it's over for me dee......i dun have the spirit anymore..........it's pointless to play

terrible writing

2006-03-17T00:20:00.000+08:00

lol.situation is from bad to worse.this week itself 3 tuition teacher had insulted my writing...muahhahah.....n one the teacher told me b4...even u have a handwriting of an angel but dun have any contents ur handwriting is useless.....lol.......n he insulted me...wth........

b4-used to be a good and enthusiastic student

after-now my handwriting looks like dikejar kambing hutan like dat....lol

all in all.........hehe.i think both writing almost similar........lol........i dunnolar.haih...

wp....pls take note

2006-03-15T00:03:00.000+08:00

strength does not come from physical capacity says:
not surelar
ALan says:
then u jus cal wei ping to go vit us....
strength does not come from physical capacity says:
ALan says:
coz i heard from kh tat kok fai dun wan to go
strength does not come from physical capacity says:
cool
ALan says:
can u help me to cal kh tat he dun nd to find sm1 to replace kok fei?

wp..i not doin this to get jasa or bersimpati wit u.i m doing this as a fren n also i noe how it felt to be left out once in a while.......ok?>.....so pls come on sunday n wait for us at the skool........call me for further details

interesting day, huh?

2006-03-14T23:31:00.000+08:00

wat an end to a day?...not bad not bad..........today i c all kinds of situation involving my frens n myself...start off with add maths tuition.mrs chan taught us isipadu.not bad...quite easylar......then after tuition bout 11 am.....i went to play bball..wit myself.like a solorr...i dunno wat happened.but no matter how much i practice i could never consistently enter a 3 point shot.i sure menyebabkan my skool team lose wan......i can imagine shooting 5 airballs from 3's in one game...haih....

later got home.......my pesky bro kept asking me to play with him king of fighter.of cos i whoops his buttlar......tak bagi muka langsung.muahaha......then i go study the undang........aliao.......some ques made me blurlar........then went for a short nap........later it was pouring .can''t go out.instead stuck with the undang book again......

laer..again with undang book..........argh.......where's the lighter, man?...at last after some agonising hours spent on this book.it's over but i felt not quite ready for tmrw..then the biggest surprise of my day comes from my gud fren wei ping(http://1337nubs.blogspot.com/)....
man, his post is gud today except for that ending part which really surprises me a lil...check this..
BCUZ I WENT TO THE FUCKIN LIBRARY TO READ MY FUCKIN CHEMISTRY BOOK TO PREPARE FOR THE FUCKIN CHEMISTRY TEST .PROBABLY IT WUZ
AND MY FUCKIN `FRIENDS` NEVER BOTHERED TO INFORM ME ABOUT IT . YEAH . NICE FRIEND YOU ARE , GUYS . I LOVE YOU ALL , REALLY .
NOT LIKE I LOVE FORMULA ONE OR WHAT SHIT , BUT I DONT HATE IT . ITS FREE , SO WHY NOT ? I NEEDED THINGS TO DO TO KILL TIME DURING THE BORING HOLIDAYS ANYWAY . ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz .......
and now i have to go through 350 more questions in undang-undang book ... really fuckin mencibaikan ... ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz furthermore im so tired from ice skating , studyin at siew's , and i only had 6 hrs of sleep last night , not forgetting about me playing badminton for 45 minutes straight yesterday night .
DAMN TIRED BUT CANT GO TO SLEEP ... U NOE HOW SUCKY IT IS TO BE IN THIS KIND OF SMELLY SHOE !?!? AND PILES OF SHIT COME FLYING TOWARDS YOU LIKE THEY DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU !?!?
OH YEAH . AND TO THOSE FUCKER FRIENDS WHO LIKE TO TALK ALL KINDS OF SHIT ABOUT ME BEING SO-CALLED RICH AND ALL THAT BIG LOAD OF BULLCRAP , SHUT THE FUCK UP . DONT TALK AS IF YOU FUCKIN KNOW ME LIKE YOU FUCKIN KNOW UR LITTLE JOHNNY , THE NEXT TIME SOMEONE LIKE SHAWN SAYS IT AGAIN ILL MAKE SURE I MAKE U SHUT UP ABOUT IT FOR THE REST OF UR LIVES . STOP RELATING ALMOST EVERY FUCKIN THING FROM STUDIES AND STUFF WE CHAT ABOUT TO ME LIVING IN A FUCKIN SEMI-D . WHAT DOES MY FATHER'S SEMI-D MAKES ME , BILL GATES !?

big deal, dude?.is this ur first time get left out?.......eh pls.i get left out many times also...therefore, i said it very clear b4 when ppl asked me wether i have a bez fren.......i would say no..no1 is trustworthy enough to be my fren..but i think kl is ok,,hey seriously i also dunno bout the f1 thingy.....but i saw a comotion in fromt.so out of my curiosity..i went there n c rupa-rupanya is go f1..n guess wat.if i wasn;t a moment earlier.dun hv place liao as i m the last fellow who register.......hey btw.......go ask kl.he reserved a couple of places 4 our class....wtf?.........i thought u wouldn't mind ppl callin u rich..haha........i thought it is like immune to u dee....lol......i will take note next time..but damn u man.......now u make me cannot talk to u properly tmrw

ur mum din lie to u to study hard

2006-03-11T00:31:00.000+08:00

ok....firstly let's start from yesterday...............the onli exam of that day is fizik which is b4 recess (8-9 am).actually we already plan to go home after this exam already.so immeaditely after that paper, my frens , sean n mh n me went out from the skool..so how the heck did we escape?...the first route we used is the main gate of the skool........we walk there n check .saw the guard there quickly ran away.then try to go from the primary skool main gate located at the field.in case u din noe...our skool n the primary shared the same field so there's a door at the padang for u to escape to the primary skool...lol.we tried goin there.........access denied as well.....the female jaga there halau us....n even sarcastically insulted my pengawas fren mh......she says.......u pengawas wat r u doin here?.go n use ur own skool main gate.i was like wth..hehe.........so our last road of escaping is the back door of the skool.......thank god is open..lol..........so while waiting for sean's mum we go mamak first........

later in tuition, omg.my fren told me that miss d saw 3 of urs n another 4 of my frens ponteng.tai wok lor. sure die dee my moral cos she's teachin us as well......sure low marks wan.......eh but that's not the prob wat?.....she c oni mah she also din report to the discipline teacher........lol...but unfortunately miss c realised we r not in the class on the 5th period n catat 19 of our name in the buku disiplin>>>////////wat the duck.i thought 7 of urs oni.but rupa rupanya another 11 also left early.......haha........so onli got 11 ppl in my class b4 skool ends...so i was like.......eh die dee tmrw sure kena call up wan..kantoilar.....but nvm got a pengawas teman me.....he sure lar yeh first

the next day>>>..b4 skool start my fren joked that......eh if every1 sees us sc 1 students called out.must be like we win some kind of prizelar....lol....the 10 minutes of perhimpunan seems to be eternity....but strangely ater the slogan sekolah....the discipline teacher din call us up.....but then the discipline teacher sort of wave to me to come to her ......so the dialog is something like this

pn. n :wat happened to u'll yesterday?....i have 19 of ur names in my hand

urs truly:err........(sort of act dumb).o yeah...we kinda go home early yesterday teacher

pn. n :why did u do that?

urs truly:(acting innocent)o........teacher..the exam finish early yesterday.there's onli fizik

pn n :u noe that's against the skool rule

urs truly:o yeah......teacher...u r rite but the time table was horrendously planned...look..we got 4 exams on wed but onli 1 on thurs......so we have nothin to do in the skool so we might as well go home n study

pn n :(sort of agree) yeahlar...tell me wat form u r in.....i will tell the teacher to prepare ur exam timetable better next time

urs truly :i m in form 5 sc 1...........k thnx teacher...by

i was like.........wth......we r scotting free from truancy.......haha....wth.omg.......it was one of the more bizzare incidet happened to our class.........that;s why ur mum called u to study hardlar...........c when u r in sc1 the teacher sort of bei min u.......

we are acting like @$$holes

2006-03-04T23:49:00.000+08:00

above shows the caricatures of prophet's muhd which causes so much controversy........haih...The drawings, first printed in Denmark, sparked a fresh row when they were re-run in several newspapers, leading to the sacking of a French editor....it causes major disturbance all over the world just b cos of this small matter.........for example some stupid countries in middle-east over reacted...........they boycotted all danish product........bodoh betul....i see how long they can live wthout the fresh dairy danish product......lol......i m definitely pro-denmark.......i dun think they did anything wrong.........they r just doing their job writing gud articles...but prob b cos of human error this few cartoons came out as well......in malaysia.....a sarawak-based newspaper company was closed down for printing this picture........wtf?..........haih.........the west n east r like kids sometime..squabbling over this shit n that shit.mcm masuk zaman kegelapan.........eh yeah.......by the way.if i put this post......my blog might kena banned n i might ditahan isa,,,,,lol

joke of the year

2006-03-04T23:37:00.001+08:00

first of all...wat do u smart people of our planet earth think bout the teacher in blue dress............keep the thought to urself n scroll down to read bout wat she thinks bout herself
About Me:hi all my students!i am the fierce pn koh.i am a kind and caring teacher but 90% of the school students doesn't likes me because i always punish them and sometimes i will bring them to see the handsome and cute pengetua, Wong Chee Kheon (chee kheon is the so-called 'handsome' dude in between the two women in that pic)..i am incharged to take care all my lovely sesi petang students but sometimes i "naik miang" and go earlier to school and go on wandering around the school and catch the sesi pagi students..althogh im not incharged with the sesi pagi students but i like to go up and catch them so i will get more names for my personal notebook and demerit them!!i also go to school early to the see the handsome pengetua..he so cute rite?how i wish that i will be able to marry him one day but im already married!and he also married!so sad!but sosamah also like him!not fair man!i also love him lah!but sometimes i get fed up catching my students also because i have to walk here and there and get tired..aiyo..how i wish i can be slimmer and my tummy not so big so i can walk more..if i am slimmer then i look more prettier and better right?hahaha!but what to do...now old already so hard to slim down and keep on eating non-stop...!i always eat eat eat the snacks that i rampas from the students and i get hungry very fast and also get fat very fast!moreover,rampas all the snacks from the student i can save money also..haha..no need to pay for the snacks..so my lovely boys and girls,add me in friendster ah!i will always very "sayang" you all!!hahaha!! e-mail add:pn_koh123@yahoo.com add me ha! remember ya boys and girls...write me more "good" testimonials!!haha!i will be waiting!
Who I Want to Meet:i would like to meet all my beloved students in smkbbsp everyday so i can find their kesalahan n punish them!!hahaha!and also demerit them...i also wish to see the handsome and cute Wong Chee Kheon everyday..every minute..every second!!!day and night!!! =)
hey no offence teacher!

orbs

2006-02-19T22:56:00.000+08:00

The common misconception is that ghosts always appear as full manifestations, this is also fueled by Hollywood. Rarely have total manifestations been photographed by ghost hunters. The common way that ghosts appear on film is orbs (glowing round forms of light) Sphere's (long forms of angular light) and Vortex (glowing forms of light looking like a tornado)and the last as Mist (looking like fog patch). The theories are that ghosts are energy and that with these are often detected as energy forms..balls of light, mist, etc.....also it is said that sometimes when they appear as this it is right before they will manifest themselves...true or not, this is usually the way that ghosts appear on film.

<< this pic is taken at a mortuary.........(pretty fake, huh?.looks like the lenses is dirty or somethin.hehe...........any way is up to u to believe it or not)

this pic is taken at laguana lake, phillipines..eh..stop seeing that leng lui ok?......look at the orbslar

first day at blog

2006-02-18T14:46:00.000+08:00

wat the heck, man?............i put all kind of name as my blog's address.....but seemingly all also got ppl take liao. such as anonymous arr...err..unknown ar.....tj ar.(the reason for this is i dun wan my sis to readlar..cos i gonna put porn inside..lol..haiz..........at last i gotto settle for thislar........thnx wp.........helpin me setting up this blog.........