joke of the year

first of all...wat do u smart people of our planet earth think bout the teacher in blue dress............keep the thought to urself n scroll down to read bout wat she thinks bout herself
About Me:hi all my students!i am the fierce pn koh.i am a kind and caring teacher but 90% of the school students doesn't likes me because i always punish them and sometimes i will bring them to see the handsome and cute pengetua, Wong Chee Kheon (chee kheon is the so-called 'handsome' dude in between the two women in that pic)..i am incharged to take care all my lovely sesi petang students but sometimes i "naik miang" and go earlier to school and go on wandering around the school and catch the sesi pagi students..althogh im not incharged with the sesi pagi students but i like to go up and catch them so i will get more names for my personal notebook and demerit them!!i also go to school early to the see the handsome pengetua..he so cute rite?how i wish that i will be able to marry him one day but im already married!and he also married!so sad!but sosamah also like him!not fair man!i also love him lah!but sometimes i get fed up catching my students also because i have to walk here and there and get tired..aiyo..how i wish i can be slimmer and my tummy not so big so i can walk more..if i am slimmer then i look more prettier and better right?hahaha!but what to do...now old already so hard to slim down and keep on eating non-stop...!i always eat eat eat the snacks that i rampas from the students and i get hungry very fast and also get fat very fast!moreover,rampas all the snacks from the student i can save money also..haha..no need to pay for the snacks..so my lovely boys and girls,add me in friendster ah!i will always very "sayang" you all!!hahaha!! e-mail add:pn_koh123@yahoo.com add me ha! remember ya boys and girls...write me more "good" testimonials!!haha!i will be waiting!
Who I Want to Meet:i would like to meet all my beloved students in smkbbsp everyday so i can find their kesalahan n punish them!!hahaha!and also demerit them...i also wish to see the handsome and cute Wong Chee Kheon everyday..every minute..every second!!!day and night!!! =)
hey no offence teacher!