Saturday, March 11, 2006

ur mum din lie to u to study hard

ok....firstly let's start from yesterday...............the onli exam of that day is fizik which is b4 recess (8-9 am).actually we already plan to go home after this exam already.so immeaditely after that paper, my frens , sean n mh n me went out from the skool..so how the heck did we escape?...the first route we used is the main gate of the skool........we walk there n check .saw the guard there quickly ran away.then try to go from the primary skool main gate located at the field.in case u din noe...our skool n the primary shared the same field so there's a door at the padang for u to escape to the primary skool...lol.we tried goin there.........access denied as well.....the female jaga there halau us....n even sarcastically insulted my pengawas fren mh......she says.......u pengawas wat r u doin here?.go n use ur own skool main gate.i was like wth..hehe.........so our last road of escaping is the back door of the skool.......thank god is open..lol..........so while waiting for sean's mum we go mamak first........

later in tuition, omg.my fren told me that miss d saw 3 of urs n another 4 of my frens ponteng.tai wok lor. sure die dee my moral cos she's teachin us as well......sure low marks wan.......eh but that's not the prob wat?.....she c oni mah she also din report to the discipline teacher........lol...but unfortunately miss c realised we r not in the class on the 5th period n catat 19 of our name in the buku disiplin>>>////////wat the duck.i thought 7 of urs oni.but rupa rupanya another 11 also left early.......haha........so onli got 11 ppl in my class b4 skool ends...so i was like.......eh die dee tmrw sure kena call up wan..kantoilar.....but nvm got a pengawas teman me.....he sure lar yeh first

the next day>>>..b4 skool start my fren joked that......eh if every1 sees us sc 1 students called out.must be like we win some kind of prizelar....lol....the 10 minutes of perhimpunan seems to be eternity....but strangely ater the slogan sekolah....the discipline teacher din call us up.....but then the discipline teacher sort of wave to me to come to her ......so the dialog is something like this

pn. n :wat happened to u'll yesterday?....i have 19 of ur names in my hand

urs truly:err........(sort of act dumb).o yeah...we kinda go home early yesterday teacher

pn. n :why did u do that?

urs truly:(acting innocent)o........teacher..the exam finish early yesterday.there's onli fizik

pn n :u noe that's against the skool rule

urs truly:o yeah......teacher...u r rite but the time table was horrendously planned...look..we got 4 exams on wed but onli 1 on thurs......so we have nothin to do in the skool so we might as well go home n study

pn n :(sort of agree) yeahlar...tell me wat form u r in.....i will tell the teacher to prepare ur exam timetable better next time

urs truly :i m in form 5 sc 1...........k thnx teacher...by

i was like.........wth......we r scotting free from truancy.......haha....wth.omg.......it was one of the more bizzare incidet happened to our class.........that;s why ur mum called u to study hardlar...........c when u r in sc1 the teacher sort of bei min u.......

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

pengecut

1:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i means sure go out main gate long time. eh faking innocence. sould study drama classes. got potential.

1:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

u cipet!!! i make sure pn n take action la =P gonna bug her about it during school time...

we din take any action cuz exam week ma!!!

2:59 PM  
Blogger wallpaper said...

OMFG TENG JIAN R U RETARDED OR SUMTHIN !?!?!??! First of all i told u about 5 times total , NO SUCH THING AS 19 PPL PONTENG ! U FUCKIN RETARD THINK 19 PPL PONTENG , DUNO WER THE FUCK U GET THAT FUCKIN RETARD INFO FROM DUNO WHICH RETARD BUT I GUESS IT SUITS U . RETARD INFO FOR RETARD PEOPLE .

ALSO NOT EVERYONE STAYED TILL SCHOOL ENDED AFTER THE NAMES DICATATKAN . ME N ANDY LEFT . DUNO DUN SAY LAR NUB NUBNUBNUBNUB GAY FAG NubBUNBU !! FUCKIN SOHAI .

FURTHERMORE . DAMN PENGECUT , SEE GUARD DUN DARE WALK OUT ? LOL SAMO KENA INSULT BY A PRIMARY SCHOOL GUARD >.. GAGAYAGYAGAHAHAMAMABAVAVAVA !!!!

anyway tomorrow gonna be pain in the ass , FIVE HOURS OF SITTING AT SOME LECTURE HALL with u n shawn . maybe going to hell is more heavenly than that -.-

EMINEM NEEDS U TO KISS HIS WHITE NAKED ASS !!!!!!!!

3:07 PM  
Blogger wallpaper said...

also that wasnt even truancy . the school shud rightfully allow us to go home after our exams ended , i mena we will make less noise n other test takers can still survive right ? call u to ponteng during normal class oso u no balls 1 , go n melancap la ..

3:10 PM  
Blogger jakcrash said...

haha WP no truer words were said

9:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha...y u all so takut of the guard???no need to scared wan...just go ahead...haha...

12:41 AM  
Blogger anonymous said...

nonit scared my foot.....u noe last time there;s this former guard who kena fired b cos tak bertugas dengan betul......he come back wit a parang one day tring to kill the headmaster

12:57 AM  
Blogger jakcrash said...

oh ya i ws on duty that day. the office stuff got thrown everywhere. i thought got rompakan or something. got the people so scared come inside library and hide. the andy like a hero, go visit office after that. actually like a kepo fella. lol. the best part, the guy come to see penegtua with parang but pengetua NOT THERE!!! haha so funny, what a dumbass.

so TJ next time u want ponteng make sure u bring parang to counterattack. lol.

10:53 PM  
Blogger wallpaper said...

ROFL MARIO N TJ ... HAHAHAHAHAHA ... I NEVER HEARD OF THIS STORY BEFORE XD

11:12 PM  
Blogger jakcrash said...

o_O this story so famous. You seriously should stop using the school as your bed and sleep whole day. lol

11:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dont ponteng again lorr ..not good worr..haha ,,,hehe u so fortunate yeah ...(^^)

12:45 AM  

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