Saturday, November 11, 2006

a cock poem

The cock is a piece of meat,
That is really neat,
It can expand when in need,
It can shrink after doing the deed.

Some people refer to it is a dick,
He is always on the lookout for some chick,
When he sees one he grows thick,
And hard as a piece of brick.

There are times he fails to tick,
Because he cannot get a kick,
Like seeing a lady without a tit,
Or maybe someone who doesn’t like to lick.

Most of the time he will pick,
Nen Nens who are nice and big,
Cheebais that are good to fit,
And mouths that can suck and spit.

28 Comments:

Blogger wallpaper said...

u write one a ??? SKILL LA !!!! FUCKING AWESOME !!!! xD xD xD

1:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

skill la... but so hamsap la.... @@" *parental advisory*

9:49 AM  
Blogger jakcrash said...

lol u bloody humsup fella. can think of such things. XD

i think i know what ur future career gonna be. XD

11:56 AM  
Blogger wallpaper said...

not tj write wan la xD

2:45 PM  
Blogger wallpaper said...

its nt done by him , swtz ...

11:03 PM  
Blogger anonymous said...

it's not done by me..i m not dat talented nor dat perverted

11:59 PM  
Blogger CV said...

aiyooooooo....................... anyway it is a nice poem. haha

12:27 AM  
Blogger jakcrash said...

lol ur right ur not that talented but u r that perverted. XD

1:54 PM  
Blogger anonymous said...

damn mario....ok la..i know u a mummy;s boy..dun watch porn wan k?

6:00 PM  
Blogger wallpaper said...

LOLZ MARIO @!!!!!

9:06 PM  
Blogger jakcrash said...

lol tj u annoyed more bout the not talented part or too perverted part?

11:15 PM  
Blogger anonymous said...

lol...i m not annoyed....if u want to relate me as a pervert u must consider
me as a talent as well

12:03 AM  
Blogger jakcrash said...

talented as a pervert or perverted as a talent? although the second one makes less sense. XD

whens spm? i keep forgetting. XD

5:36 PM  
Blogger anonymous said...

20 nov la..u got amnesia isit?

1:00 AM  
Blogger jakcrash said...

lol not my exam why must i remember? i do this so that u wont forget it. its benefiting u. XD

3:51 PM  
Blogger wallpaper said...

LOLZ ZHA DOU ... xD

4:25 PM  
Blogger jakcrash said...

whats zha dou?

11:16 PM  
Blogger anonymous said...

wtf..as a concerned fren u must,.,u c i memba urs..urs is one week after mine ma

1:48 AM  
Blogger wallpaper said...

zha dou = kena grab = balls kena grab = I OSO DUNNO Y EVERYONE USE THE TERM ZHA DOU !! @@" but everyone use , i oso use la xD

1:52 AM  
Blogger jakcrash said...

lol wp dont conform to society. XD

tj of course benefit u if i ask. if i ask then u will think n remember it. if i just tell u, sure it will be easier to forget. am i right? XD

5:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lolz. sian la. update larrrrr

2:52 PM  
Blogger anonymous said...

no time la....haha...

12:43 AM  
Blogger jakcrash said...

update la. nobody care bout spm. u sure get all A1 la.

8:18 PM  
Blogger anonymous said...

fuck u la mario..i noe u r a genius back in malaysia n also in aussie now...i dun c u updating ur blog like u had promised me

12:29 AM  
Blogger charcamayne said...

eeeeeeeeeeeeeee, tak boleh tahan, must comment!!!

*how disappointing of u.....*

;P

6:05 PM  
Blogger jakcrash said...

lol i dont remember any promise. XD

i nothing to update. no fantastic n weird poem like u. XP

good luck with spm btw.

8:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DIU! dont put this kind o hamsap tings in ya blog ma MCB! lol

10:20 AM  
Blogger anonymous said...

diam chat la dom..i noe it's u

2:40 PM  

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