Saturday, November 11, 2006

a cock poem

The cock is a piece of meat,
That is really neat,
It can expand when in need,
It can shrink after doing the deed.

Some people refer to it is a dick,
He is always on the lookout for some chick,
When he sees one he grows thick,
And hard as a piece of brick.

There are times he fails to tick,
Because he cannot get a kick,
Like seeing a lady without a tit,
Or maybe someone who doesn’t like to lick.

Most of the time he will pick,
Nen Nens who are nice and big,
Cheebais that are good to fit,
And mouths that can suck and spit.

Friday, November 03, 2006

blog only la

lolz...since so many ppl ask me to blog i meh blog lo...especially mario...since he so 'frequently' updates his blog i felt kinda envious..
dunno wat to mumble about also..o yea..firstly i really feel like tearing dat portly boy into pieces..he's the photographer of our class..so whenever he's high he wil bring his camera to skool n take pics of uglier classmates...lol..den he will go compile it n pass around to my classmates...so he did take my pic..n guess wat was my pose?...i was showing my lil centre finger...XD...so i brought the disc home n browse through..realise dat i changed damn a lot from form 4 to 5...after i finish i wanna place the cd into my bag but somehow i had forgotten..later at night my mum gatal tangan n go c...lol...i realised when she kept laughin.being a 'curious' teenager i meh went n looked lo wat is the big fuss about...tim chi she was enjoying the pics of my classmates laughing at this fellow dat fellow...she seemed very interested commenting about two fellow whenever their pics appeared..lol
i thought she wil surely chid the ass out of me when she saw my nice pic..half-expectantly she just smiled n said dun show it to ur bro

n to all my 'curious' yet 'adorable' yet 'pat kua' classmates hor:
pls, i dun have any gf on9...n i dun have a lot of guls contact as rumuored..n dun go n banyak mulut,bulu,tangan, n kaki go connect me with any gul da have relationship with me