hari anugerah 'cemerlang'

went for hari anugerah cemerlang today..lolz.....kinda boring.the teacher dun let me here mp3......gosh..here are a couple of pics during dat day

damn fun later...go up my class n celeb si ji si qu ws sm wp n urs truly's birthday...

o yeah........to any 5 g buggers readin this........u noe wat miss liew said to muh mum?....she said our class is very playful n dirty.....at first i thought dirty means hamsap due to the bio incident...ah...luckily miss liew's dirty means untidy....or else dunno wat to say to muh mum

gender discrimination...

ah.......out of the topic, while i was listening to hitz.fm i heard my favourite tune of music was played..as i was humming the notes, the dj shocked me kinda bit..the song title was i m in luv wit a stripper,.but the dj murmured ' this is the next song..i m in luv wit a dancer'....wth??.......as i hear on, they did edit the song. wat an insult to t pain n his music. this blardy cencorship is so tight dat some of the song's theme r totally manipulated. anyway back to the main issue which is causing comotion all across malaysia. it seemed dat a politican frm pas abdul fucker i think his name is...said something onli parti pembangkang would think of..he strictly agreed on the fact dat a man divorce her wife b cos her wife is horny...waliao.totally discrimanating although i not gul lar..it was a statement from someone who's not sound enough from mind..anyway, lots of politician disagreed n some sort of fucked him also

nice..tmrw i will be havin a party in my class after majlis anugerah ...lookin forward to it...XD

miss l, can u smell-l-l-l-lah wat t j is cookin?!

nolar .actually i very civilized wan. i nvr f any1 b4 rite, guys?....lol.but f u miss lam.i hate u blardy counselling teacher..waht the hell hell u doing in my skool? mess with me n my frens?.nvr die b4 isit, u r just a low-ranked teacher...we can anytime f u off and send a complaint letter bout u.u noe, bitch?

okok......i had expressed my anger at her dee. tell u wat happened today..kong lei yau mmh sun, tai lei hui yau yin(mh's fav proverb)..first of all after changing all my p e clothes n gliding down the stairs .just as i was a couple of metres left to the padang the big bitch go stop.n siad eh can u help me go tell the ketua class of 5 e n 5 f to come down for a seminar...i kinda pissed but i cilmb up the stairs again n patiently inform them.......then i rush down the stairs eagerly to get a feel of the basketball but then my road was again blocked by whoelse but the notorious big b ,call me go pindah kerusi......i staright away walk off tellin her i nit to call my fren....she was kinda dumbstrucked...cos my voice is kinda high....she dunno who is she messing with..

then go in 15 minutes late.....when i go in i saw dat b-b-b-b-bitch gain.....ask me where i go.....i said the gate was locked at the padang so have to wait for the guard to open.she dun seemed to believe.during the ceramah she kept pestering ppl to keep quiet......although some of them r talkin at a very low tone...then she went out a while n mh n andy quickly rushed out to ponteng as well......i din noe actually but they were helpin miss sim, a really cool teacher..i like her nonchalant style of speakin...when the bitch came in she asked where r the two boys...every1 refused to answer her..........then the end of the ceramah liao.......she suddenly came behind me.......n ask me n another fren who's dat 2 boys name.......we said we dunno them.....n u noe wat dat ugly lookin fucker said.if u dun tell ,i will write ur name.luckily i was wearin my pe clothes.but my fren jh was in big trouble..but luckily some comotion happened nearby us amongst students......quickly me n jh flee away...

then i went to bilik guru to take my peka kimia(teached by miss sim),....saw the notorious shithead talkin with sim......din dare to go near.cos she will ask me for their names again.....but just as big bitch was leavin miiss sim called my name.o damn.....then the miss cockatoo also looked at me......n rushed at the sight of me(fuck ular...dun let me c u outside of skool...i will seriously abused u with vulgar language).and ask me whose dat two guys again.she even described them this time....but each time i denied her of an answer by staring right to her eyes n saying i dunno.in the end she gave up n left.miss sim raised her thumb praising me for saving my frens cos they help them just now....i just smiled n she asked me to find dat two boys to meet up with the bitch for an apology........
of cos my frens wun golar.....haha......tmrw see howlar.miss lam u hear me.....i hope u r gangraped y a few fat indians..get it?....i hate u......u got the appearance like mr hyde....shit off or ger fucked off

disgrace to me a chinese

while browsing through kennysia's site.....i read the msg.there's one guy who tries to promote his blog......so i went there n guess wat i have found?

at first i thought it is a bimbo blog.sort of a gul's blog......but as i was scrolling down, i was taken aback.........whoah..........omg.....save the god..it;s a gay's blog.....geez.i dunno if u guys outhe there might be open-minded bout their relationship or not.i can;t .i think is memualkan n sickenin.if u wanna view his blog this is the link.....i mean hers
www.colinandkero.blogspot.com

speechless

SHIT LA . 1st masa is BM by encik safari anak binti bukari bin kari ikan . membabi . he come in n ask ppl throw their newspapers ... wtf . ppl keep for project he call buang . den after tat he asked us do oral , but no1 was ready , n can see he damn naik berang . after tat jeng hui's group went up n did , whew , at least cooled him down a bit la .. den after tat no1 else wanna do . he sit there n stare at us den decided to walk ard class sweeping n picking rubbish up . den after tat he sat back to wer he was n said , `kamu semua terlalu sibukkan ? tarak masa buat lisan , kan ? takda masa sapu sampah , kan ??` then damn membabi lar he ... he turned n saw the papan kenyataan and asked if d jadual waktu is new or old 1 .. we said old 1 den he started TEARING it down ... like a farking monkey from a farking zoo negara ... den he threw it on the ground n asked us do a new 1 . after a while no1 pick it , he ended up picking it n throwing it into the dustbin himself sendiri HAHAHA BODOH ! but i damn pissed cuz the gals still wanna use the old jadual waktu n juz remake some parts oni 1 ... but he go tear n throw zzz ...(with reference to wei ping's blog)

see?..........dat's my pathetic class teacher? i was damn dumbstrucked today.....dunno watodo.especially he got so mad n started to sweep the floor?..dun even noe wether to apologised to him n help him or wat?instead i din even bother to look at him.n continue chat..cos he's like kid now sedang merajuk for his pacifier.so the moe i 'tam' him, he will be more luncy.......the reason for his attitude today?
1. hormon progesteronnya sudah menggila
2. wife dun wan to have sex wit him (suggested by my classmate)
3. prob his wife broke her bones while goin down the stairs
4. this is the truthlar......according to rumuors, our frens have complaint a lot bout him...so therefore this jungle-origined safarie must have head it.n b come pissed
so wat do u guys out there think i should do as a respected leader?

si tandas's homecoming

it's an inspirational poem while going to toilet with dom mh n wp

the physical journeythat i travel to the toilet
is a journey of my dick
transport from the class 5G
to a freakin-smelly toilet
the urine dat comes out of u-noe-wat
is bewildering
at times
it might be yellowish or colorless
to choose between
the changing realities

it's true dat i have growled at the pencuci tandas
but onli after i told them my problem
dat they have not clean the shite properly
the mangkuk tandas dat i have began to love in my loneliness
in the toilet dat alienated me

the journey was a loyal teacher
who was never tire
in explaining the length of the dick
look i m just like you
still have pundi kencing
sensitive when is full
i believe it's done
and ready to go

i am you
freed from the toilet
its smell and scent
i have found myself

april fool, lil dick

so it's april fool rite.i decided to play a prank on my cousin...he's far too naive at times.....so trickin him is like trickin a 7 year old toddler.lol.....so b4 dat.to make things more realistic.i have changed the song that i m hearin now to some chinese songs dat my sis hear
so this is how it goes....

Kira Yamato says:
hello there
Kira Yamato says:
mind if i ask who r u
Kira Yamato says:
r u tj
prick says:
no
prick says:
why:?.......u wan me call my bro here
prick says:
who r u?
Kira Yamato says:
no..
prick says:
r u tj's friend?
Kira Yamato says:
i know yur thoughts
Kira Yamato says:
u r his little bro?
prick says:
nolar.........dun jokelar......i m his sisterlar
Kira Yamato says:
i'm lee qi liang lah
prick says:
who?
Kira Yamato says:
one n only
prick says:
i dunno any1 with dat name
Kira Yamato says:
ah liang
Kira Yamato says:
i thaought u were tj
prick says:
who?
prick says:
well sori
prick says:
tj has lots of friend
prick says:
so maybe i haven't heard of u before
Kira Yamato says:
the one who went 2 yur house last year's december...
Kira Yamato says:
when u still taking the final subject of yur SPM
prick says:
i dun remember anyone coming to house while spm
prick says:
or even sptm
prick says:
maybe i wasn;t in the house
prick says:
so srry
prick says:
*sorry
Kira Yamato says:
i'm s speechless...
prick says:
sorry
Kira Yamato says:
nevermind
Kira Yamato says:
i guess that when u go on9, u use the name "prick" meanw le tj...
prick says:
o
prick says:
no.........
prick says:
tj has changed his nicname to prick
prick says:
he just let his account on cos his fren is dowloading stuff from him
Kira Yamato says:
download
Kira Yamato says:
hiss mom gonna is gonna kill him
prick says:
no.........his mum lets him
Kira Yamato says:
....
prick says:
in fact tj has become quite a good boy nowadays
Kira Yamato says:
I.M.P.O.S.S.I.B.L.E (juz Kidding)
prick says:
yeah...seriously
prick says:
do u have mtv at home?
thlee says:
no...
prick says:
u got no astro at home>
prick says:
o...poor thing
prick says:
i bet u din watch punk'd on mtv
thlee says:
i'm ssss o jealous of u...
thlee says:
wat u r doing now?
prick says:
o i mcheckin out new songs
prick says:
errr........u usually hear wat radio station one?
thlee says:
So wat r yur "Baby" bro TJ r doing
thlee says:
MYFM
prick says:
o.........he's watching football
prick says:
u du hear hitz.fm?
thlee says:
rarely,...
prick says:
o......u must have miss the gotcha program by the morning crew
prick says:
it's very funny u noe
thlee says:
don't tell tj that i call m "BABY"
thlee says:
k
prick says:
the gotcha program is very .....the dj will call up someone n kinda like play a prank on him
prick says:
u should hear their expression of their voice
thlee says:
whoa
thlee says:
u like the sound of other people's miserable acts

prick says:
o yeeah..it's getting late now.i wanna sleep
prick says:
err.......at times
prick says:
haha
prick says:
byby
thlee says:
byby

wow......i give dat dude damn many clue dat this was a prank..but he's still dunno......wat a dumb ass

bad hair day........

babi betul today.......go cut hair..........my mum asked me go to the indian barber shop wit my dad....dun really wanna go cut there.....cos the last time i go there n cut .waliao..cut my hair like a coconut..wat the f lar.........then since then i go to a lady saloon near my house to have my haircut.but today i decided to give it a go.since my hair almost like a tomboy liao......so i have an old man as my stylist (stylist my footlar)..i ask him to cut spiky.then within 20 minutes after shaving.......omg.i looked at the mirror.
fucking fuckslar............really like strawberyy...feel like scolding the man n my mum...then i just wait till my dad cut finish.........n in the car i gave him my piece of mind......go home i gave my mum another piece of my mind........realli damn pissed....my mum ask me next week oni go the lady saloon near my house to repair.....cos the indian cheebye cut my freench(dun realli noe the spelling)..short n straight like his dick oni....mlm..realli a bad hair day