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SHIT LA . 1st masa is BM by encik safari anak binti bukari bin kari ikan . membabi . he come in n ask ppl throw their newspapers ... wtf . ppl keep for project he call buang . den after tat he asked us do oral , but no1 was ready , n can see he damn naik berang . after tat jeng hui's group went up n did , whew , at least cooled him down a bit la .. den after tat no1 else wanna do . he sit there n stare at us den decided to walk ard class sweeping n picking rubbish up . den after tat he sat back to wer he was n said , `kamu semua terlalu sibukkan ? tarak masa buat lisan , kan ? takda masa sapu sampah , kan ??` then damn membabi lar he ... he turned n saw the papan kenyataan and asked if d jadual waktu is new or old 1 .. we said old 1 den he started TEARING it down ... like a farking monkey from a farking zoo negara ... den he threw it on the ground n asked us do a new 1 . after a while no1 pick it , he ended up picking it n throwing it into the dustbin himself sendiri HAHAHA BODOH ! but i damn pissed cuz the gals still wanna use the old jadual waktu n juz remake some parts oni 1 ... but he go tear n throw zzz ...(with reference to wei ping's blog)
see?..........dat's my pathetic class teacher? i was damn dumbstrucked today.....dunno watodo.especially he got so mad n started to sweep the floor?..dun even noe wether to apologised to him n help him or wat?instead i din even bother to look at him.n continue chat..cos he's like kid now sedang merajuk for his pacifier.so the moe i 'tam' him, he will be more luncy.......the reason for his attitude today?
1. hormon progesteronnya sudah menggila
2. wife dun wan to have sex wit him (suggested by my classmate)
3. prob his wife broke her bones while goin down the stairs
4. this is the truthlar......according to rumuors, our frens have complaint a lot bout him...so therefore this jungle-origined safarie must have head it.n b come pissed
so wat do u guys out there think i should do as a respected leader?
see?..........dat's my pathetic class teacher? i was damn dumbstrucked today.....dunno watodo.especially he got so mad n started to sweep the floor?..dun even noe wether to apologised to him n help him or wat?instead i din even bother to look at him.n continue chat..cos he's like kid now sedang merajuk for his pacifier.so the moe i 'tam' him, he will be more luncy.......the reason for his attitude today?
1. hormon progesteronnya sudah menggila
2. wife dun wan to have sex wit him (suggested by my classmate)
3. prob his wife broke her bones while goin down the stairs
4. this is the truthlar......according to rumuors, our frens have complaint a lot bout him...so therefore this jungle-origined safarie must have head it.n b come pissed
so wat do u guys out there think i should do as a respected leader?
posted by anonymous at 12:40 AM
7 Comments:
Hahaha~! funny~! Been there done that.(dis is de lumrah hidup sebagai seorang pelajar)Does he do tat very often?(my sympathies) Hey~! I think he’s not tat bad, he picked up the rubbish n throw! FYI most of my sch’s teachers tot they ‘taisai’n very LCLY…always treat us like kuli. Juz know how 2 order students n want us all 2 do de donkey works(especially hw).we students loathe doing low quality hw..err…actually their hw got no quality , which is only wasting our time. TIME is PRECIOUS,man!!!!!!!!
According 2 my bm tuition coach, most of de teacher in sch nowadays r ‘siaokia’. Do u know what is ‘siaokia’?, who do u call as a ‘siaokia’?, why u call a person ‘siaokia’?. 100% sure u know. Dis is a major yr 4 those who r sitting 4 spm…… Unfortunately dis yr I got a ‘siaokia’ 2 teach us bm She was a pri sch teacher….then continue her studies in IT (wasted de government’s $$ n her time ), …. Recently kerajaan kekurangan teachers ..n she came 2 my sch n teaches bm…..WTH !! ….IT=BM? Not related at all rite?!
Personaly I think most of our bm r much better than hers…..her standard only at UPSR level… she can’t even teach proper bm but she has de ability 2 crap non-stop in class.
She doesn’t know the story of the spm novel ‘The Last Concert’ ,spm format, spm marking skim etc, we corrected her many times, we guide her as well.(btw who is the teacher). While my physics teacher is Tsunami (she is a disaster). She is so-called an ‘experience’ teacher, but I think she got experience in MORONing around. 1 good example here:- she asked the class :’ Malaysia ada berapa satellite?’ (I think u guyz know the answer) my sis was the 1st 1 to answer. 2 my surprise tat tsunami smirked n said my sis was wrong. Wth! She was damn berlagak standing in front n said ‘huh~? U guyz semua tak ada general knowledge ar~! Mengikut fizik ada 2 satellite di m’sia sahaja.’
My sis would like to tell her tat ‘physically’ got 2 satellites but ‘geographically’ got 3. ok?! Omigosh! She has NO GENERAL KNOWLEDGE or wat we normally say ‘siaokia’ r GENERALLY NO KNOWLEDGE! Still dare to advertise her stupidity. In front the class some more!! Keep skin (saopei) pls! we all boo her loudly(hehe…juz dare to boo her inside our heart.. coz must giv her face….oso must keep gud relationship between teacher n students in order to get a gud testi).
All in all, most of the teachers got all de ‘siaokia’ qualities, n manage 2 capai tahap kesiaokiaan tertingggi! I’d like 2 congratulate them also. Is ur bm teacher 1 of the siaokia?
After a few yrs I think all the ‘siaokia’ teachers can create a new religion called ‘siaokiasm’…haha who knows?!(No doubt, bcoz most of them got de gifted ability, n it suits them perfectly. )
* I think u can add 1 more the reason 4 his attitude tat day- inherited ‘siaokia’s gene.
(when come to dis topic….i can even giv an impromptu speech for few hrs..haha:)!)
-Lex Schumi-
^ wah so fark long tis komen kat atasku , i malas mau baca la , sure all craptalk 1 rite rtie rite ? wahahah anyway safari like a janitor 2day lol .
btw , respected leader ? MY ASS LA ... !
excuse me~! craptalk?greatly insulted!
actually i din espect tat long......as i hav clearly stated earlier tat ..when come 2 dis topic...it seems 2 b a never end talk
relax u two guys.......cool with y;ll..aerith this is y snc n y sync this is wei ping...i think u read his blog b4....seriousli sync u guys dun dare to boo aloud?......our class did that quite a number of times n the teacher is pissedlar of cos
i think no2. swt
lucky i not there anymore. the fella getting more like zoo nowadays. and i dont see any respected leader anywhere...
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above post by me wuz removed in case u find it offensive yet again .
anyway the 1st comment i dropped wasnt meant to offend u so relax , sync .
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