Friday, March 24, 2006

my bball career is coming to an end

first match vs mbs........
pts-0, steals-can't memba but a lot lar, fouls-4 (wtf.one more foul, i have to leave the court liao)........anyway this match we r the underdogs, so if we lose also nvmlar cos mbs got one state player....blardy tall indian guy.............i think throughout this game i played almost 30 out of 40 minutes.......the moment i stepped into the court my legs seriously felt cold and weak......anyway thnx to my fren yip he scored 10 pts..........we lost 19-38. lol..this game seriousli i damn ganas........u said watever wrestling moves u noe.i had done it all today.....lol.first foul is i reach in( normallar.sort of whack his hand)...second one..this is the funniest according to my coach.i get an offensive foul..........according to my coach i was bringin the ball like a rugby player and then i banged the opponent fell down until he bergolek very far behind....seriousli i dun think i banged him dat hard........coach said he will be injured for tmrw game...then my third foul..........i go n trip opponent.....actually he tripped on my leglar..........i went n apologised......but later coach warned me not to say sorry anymore cos this is a ball game...........fourth foul is normal lar.........i pushed one fellow while he layed up.......

second match vs saujana
pts-4, steals-can;t memba also but got a few, fouls-2 onilar..this is like a derby match betweeen everton n liver pool.........cos saujana is located almost a street away from my skool....i din start this match cos coach said he felt dat i got still a bit of fear........but then when i was subbed in i played contionuosly till the end of the game........very tiring.......my first score came from a fast break........second one is through a shot..anyway today i was fuckin pissed wit anthony.........the stupid point guard..i dunno how many lay ups he missed n miscued passes.........gosh.at half time at a moment i thought coach will kill him .he was damn pissed also..seriousli............damn embarassing losing to saujana.........cos we r like the favs to win...haih.,.,after this, i dun think i will be playing bball anymore...it's over for me dee......i dun have the spirit anymore..........it's pointless to play

Friday, March 17, 2006

terrible writing

lol.situation is from bad to worse.this week itself 3 tuition teacher had insulted my writing...muahhahah.....n one the teacher told me b4...even u have a handwriting of an angel but dun have any contents ur handwriting is useless.....lol.......n he insulted me...wth........

b4-used to be a good and enthusiastic student



after-now my handwriting looks like dikejar kambing hutan like dat....lol

all in all.........hehe.i think both writing almost similar........lol........i dunnolar.haih...

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

wp....pls take note

strength does not come from physical capacity says:
not surelar
ALan says:
then u jus cal wei ping to go vit us....
strength does not come from physical capacity says:
ALan says:
coz i heard from kh tat kok fai dun wan to go
strength does not come from physical capacity says:
cool
ALan says:
can u help me to cal kh tat he dun nd to find sm1 to replace kok fei?


wp..i not doin this to get jasa or bersimpati wit u.i m doing this as a fren n also i noe how it felt to be left out once in a while.......ok?>.....so pls come on sunday n wait for us at the skool........call me for further details

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

interesting day, huh?

wat an end to a day?...not bad not bad..........today i c all kinds of situation involving my frens n myself...start off with add maths tuition.mrs chan taught us isipadu.not bad...quite easylar......then after tuition bout 11 am.....i went to play bball..wit myself.like a solorr...i dunno wat happened.but no matter how much i practice i could never consistently enter a 3 point shot.i sure menyebabkan my skool team lose wan......i can imagine shooting 5 airballs from 3's in one game...haih....

later got home.......my pesky bro kept asking me to play with him king of fighter.of cos i whoops his buttlar......tak bagi muka langsung.muahaha......then i go study the undang........aliao.......some ques made me blurlar........then went for a short nap........later it was pouring .can''t go out.instead stuck with the undang book again......

laer..again with undang book..........argh.......where's the lighter, man?...at last after some agonising hours spent on this book.it's over but i felt not quite ready for tmrw..then the biggest surprise of my day comes from my gud fren wei ping(http://1337nubs.blogspot.com/)....
man, his post is gud today except for that ending part which really surprises me a lil...check this..
BCUZ I WENT TO THE FUCKIN LIBRARY TO READ MY FUCKIN CHEMISTRY BOOK TO PREPARE FOR THE FUCKIN CHEMISTRY TEST .PROBABLY IT WUZ
AND MY FUCKIN `FRIENDS` NEVER BOTHERED TO INFORM ME ABOUT IT . YEAH . NICE FRIEND YOU ARE , GUYS . I LOVE YOU ALL , REALLY .
NOT LIKE I LOVE FORMULA ONE OR WHAT SHIT , BUT I DONT HATE IT . ITS FREE , SO WHY NOT ? I NEEDED THINGS TO DO TO KILL TIME DURING THE BORING HOLIDAYS ANYWAY . ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz .......
and now i have to go through 350 more questions in undang-undang book ... really fuckin mencibaikan ... ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz furthermore im so tired from ice skating , studyin at siew's , and i only had 6 hrs of sleep last night , not forgetting about me playing badminton for 45 minutes straight yesterday night .
DAMN TIRED BUT CANT GO TO SLEEP ... U NOE HOW SUCKY IT IS TO BE IN THIS KIND OF SMELLY SHOE !?!? AND PILES OF SHIT COME FLYING TOWARDS YOU LIKE THEY DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU !?!?
OH YEAH . AND TO THOSE FUCKER FRIENDS WHO LIKE TO TALK ALL KINDS OF SHIT ABOUT ME BEING SO-CALLED RICH AND ALL THAT BIG LOAD OF BULLCRAP , SHUT THE FUCK UP . DONT TALK AS IF YOU FUCKIN KNOW ME LIKE YOU FUCKIN KNOW UR LITTLE JOHNNY , THE NEXT TIME SOMEONE LIKE SHAWN SAYS IT AGAIN ILL MAKE SURE I MAKE U SHUT UP ABOUT IT FOR THE REST OF UR LIVES . STOP RELATING ALMOST EVERY FUCKIN THING FROM STUDIES AND STUFF WE CHAT ABOUT TO ME LIVING IN A FUCKIN SEMI-D . WHAT DOES MY FATHER'S SEMI-D MAKES ME , BILL GATES !?


big deal, dude?.is this ur first time get left out?.......eh pls.i get left out many times also...therefore, i said it very clear b4 when ppl asked me wether i have a bez fren.......i would say no..no1 is trustworthy enough to be my fren..but i think kl is ok,,hey seriously i also dunno bout the f1 thingy.....but i saw a comotion in fromt.so out of my curiosity..i went there n c rupa-rupanya is go f1..n guess wat.if i wasn;t a moment earlier.dun hv place liao as i m the last fellow who register.......hey btw.......go ask kl.he reserved a couple of places 4 our class....wtf?.........i thought u wouldn't mind ppl callin u rich..haha........i thought it is like immune to u dee....lol......i will take note next time..but damn u man.......now u make me cannot talk to u properly tmrw

Saturday, March 11, 2006

ur mum din lie to u to study hard

ok....firstly let's start from yesterday...............the onli exam of that day is fizik which is b4 recess (8-9 am).actually we already plan to go home after this exam already.so immeaditely after that paper, my frens , sean n mh n me went out from the skool..so how the heck did we escape?...the first route we used is the main gate of the skool........we walk there n check .saw the guard there quickly ran away.then try to go from the primary skool main gate located at the field.in case u din noe...our skool n the primary shared the same field so there's a door at the padang for u to escape to the primary skool...lol.we tried goin there.........access denied as well.....the female jaga there halau us....n even sarcastically insulted my pengawas fren mh......she says.......u pengawas wat r u doin here?.go n use ur own skool main gate.i was like wth..hehe.........so our last road of escaping is the back door of the skool.......thank god is open..lol..........so while waiting for sean's mum we go mamak first........

later in tuition, omg.my fren told me that miss d saw 3 of urs n another 4 of my frens ponteng.tai wok lor. sure die dee my moral cos she's teachin us as well......sure low marks wan.......eh but that's not the prob wat?.....she c oni mah she also din report to the discipline teacher........lol...but unfortunately miss c realised we r not in the class on the 5th period n catat 19 of our name in the buku disiplin>>>////////wat the duck.i thought 7 of urs oni.but rupa rupanya another 11 also left early.......haha........so onli got 11 ppl in my class b4 skool ends...so i was like.......eh die dee tmrw sure kena call up wan..kantoilar.....but nvm got a pengawas teman me.....he sure lar yeh first

the next day>>>..b4 skool start my fren joked that......eh if every1 sees us sc 1 students called out.must be like we win some kind of prizelar....lol....the 10 minutes of perhimpunan seems to be eternity....but strangely ater the slogan sekolah....the discipline teacher din call us up.....but then the discipline teacher sort of wave to me to come to her ......so the dialog is something like this

pn. n :wat happened to u'll yesterday?....i have 19 of ur names in my hand

urs truly:err........(sort of act dumb).o yeah...we kinda go home early yesterday teacher

pn. n :why did u do that?

urs truly:(acting innocent)o........teacher..the exam finish early yesterday.there's onli fizik

pn n :u noe that's against the skool rule

urs truly:o yeah......teacher...u r rite but the time table was horrendously planned...look..we got 4 exams on wed but onli 1 on thurs......so we have nothin to do in the skool so we might as well go home n study

pn n :(sort of agree) yeahlar...tell me wat form u r in.....i will tell the teacher to prepare ur exam timetable better next time

urs truly :i m in form 5 sc 1...........k thnx teacher...by

i was like.........wth......we r scotting free from truancy.......haha....wth.omg.......it was one of the more bizzare incidet happened to our class.........that;s why ur mum called u to study hardlar...........c when u r in sc1 the teacher sort of bei min u.......

Saturday, March 04, 2006

we are acting like @$$holes













above shows the caricatures of prophet's muhd which causes so much controversy........haih...The drawings, first printed in Denmark, sparked a fresh row when they were re-run in several newspapers, leading to the sacking of a French editor....it causes major disturbance all over the world just b cos of this small matter.........for example some stupid countries in middle-east over reacted...........they boycotted all danish product........bodoh betul....i see how long they can live wthout the fresh dairy danish product......lol......i m definitely pro-denmark.......i dun think they did anything wrong.........they r just doing their job writing gud articles...but prob b cos of human error this few cartoons came out as well......in malaysia.....a sarawak-based newspaper company was closed down for printing this picture........wtf?..........haih.........the west n east r like kids sometime..squabbling over this shit n that shit.mcm masuk zaman kegelapan.........eh yeah.......by the way.if i put this post......my blog might kena banned n i might ditahan isa,,,,,lol

joke of the year

first of all...wat do u smart people of our planet earth think bout the teacher in blue dress............keep the thought to urself n scroll down to read bout wat she thinks bout herself
About Me:hi all my students!i am the fierce pn koh.i am a kind and caring teacher but 90% of the school students doesn't likes me because i always punish them and sometimes i will bring them to see the handsome and cute pengetua, Wong Chee Kheon (chee kheon is the so-called 'handsome' dude in between the two women in that pic)..i am incharged to take care all my lovely sesi petang students but sometimes i "naik miang" and go earlier to school and go on wandering around the school and catch the sesi pagi students..althogh im not incharged with the sesi pagi students but i like to go up and catch them so i will get more names for my personal notebook and demerit them!!i also go to school early to the see the handsome pengetua..he so cute rite?how i wish that i will be able to marry him one day but im already married!and he also married!so sad!but sosamah also like him!not fair man!i also love him lah!but sometimes i get fed up catching my students also because i have to walk here and there and get tired..aiyo..how i wish i can be slimmer and my tummy not so big so i can walk more..if i am slimmer then i look more prettier and better right?hahaha!but what to do...now old already so hard to slim down and keep on eating non-stop...!i always eat eat eat the snacks that i rampas from the students and i get hungry very fast and also get fat very fast!moreover,rampas all the snacks from the student i can save money also..haha..no need to pay for the snacks..so my lovely boys and girls,add me in friendster ah!i will always very "sayang" you all!!hahaha!! e-mail add:pn_koh123@yahoo.com add me ha! remember ya boys and girls...write me more "good" testimonials!!haha!i will be waiting!
Who I Want to Meet:i would like to meet all my beloved students in smkbbsp everyday so i can find their kesalahan n punish them!!hahaha!and also demerit them...i also wish to see the handsome and cute Wong Chee Kheon everyday..every minute..every second!!!day and night
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hey no offence teacher!